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Listen… I love my dog. Unconditionally; he is an amazing animal, brings a smile to my face, he’s a good snuggle companion, but I ain’t getting a tattoo of him ever. Damn it, I was really hoping that I could rat you out, get on your mom’s good side! Not that I think I left her good side, but y'know. Did you end up buying her flowers? A bracelet? Offer to do clean her whole house to make it up to her? Yeah, basically just… open up a portal and let your entire body get sucked through it during those moments? Because I would really, really fucking love that. I do, yeah – Windsong, it’s like a … combo wood shop, homegoods place? What kinda business are you considering, got anything in mind? I’ve been okay, yeah – thank you. The kids are adjusting, they’re actually heading out tomorrow to see their mom for a few weeks, and I’m doing alright, as good as I can be, you know? I’m getting there.
That’s much better! I bet Hank gives the best snuggles. Does he shed a lot? I imagine you having these lint roller dog hair removers in every corner of the house. Are you kidding? My mom watched the Vampire Diaries because of you, your spot on her good side is forever reserved. I would never offer to clean her whole house, because cleaning is my stongest suit. I hate it, basically. I did end up baking her a three-layered chocolate cake with cream filling and ‘I’m sorry’ written on top with sprinkles. Exactly, that was so on point. Someone should invent this portal real soon, or I’m gonna have to invest in the idea myself. Windsong? I love the name. I don’t know why but it’s so ... -- you. I’ll make sure to pay a visit very soon. You know me, I love food so definitely something around that. I was thinking of a food truck, but I’ve heard there are a few around so maybe a doughnut shop? I like experimenting with different flavors and plus, it’s easier having to make batches of the same dough and just change a few things instead of having to make fifty different products on a menu. What do you think? Yeah, I get it. Kids are super resilient and would want for both of you to be happy, so I’m sure they will be just fine. And you, Farm Boy, will only get stronger out of this, you’ll see.














