thinking of starting a tumblr account

put squidward in euphoria

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

sleep is so nice like…girl…bye

bitches will be like “i love animals” but hate themselves…… you are an animal girl. <3 love yourself. peace on planet earht 

happy pisces season ladies have you cried today?

looking for roommate who wont talk to me and wont go into the kitchen the same time as me and wont eat my food and is clean and wont mind me screaming while dying in a video game and wont mind my strange behaviors

last friday night yeah we blogged on tabletops and we posted way too many shots think we got blocked but i forgot

yes i'm a hater yes i'm full of overwhelming love for humanity these things are not in conflict

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

Calling guys “pretty” is actually the best thing ever bc you throw them off their rhythm and they sorta look like a deer in the headlights for a split second and now you have the upper hand

healing also signifies taking a glimpse at yourself — objectively and the role you play in your own suffering.

i h8 having appointments im always like “omg theyre gonna be so mad at me” bitch for what