ramblings of a slime

Being a system is so weird like my mummy and daddy didn't like me so now I'm sans the skeleton

I was bullied in primary school so now I'm a shifting mass of 4-8 people. theres a minecraft enderman and two roblox characters rattling around in here as well

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

saying "who said that" at the end of a sentence is a lot funnier when you're plural. who DID say that

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

This is the Pride Month that It will happen. I feel it in my gay bones

too many people think fascism is just evil for evil's sake when its actually comfort and justification for your biases, so when they get seduced by it they deny being fascist because they dont see themselves as evil.

i need four dallors and a coca cola

“Can you pay?” I asked. Of course she could. Her shoes were worth more than my rent. She could pay. “I can pay,” she said. Her eyes were wet. I wondered if anything else was wet. Probably not. I am not handsome. Not since the war. She was looking at my scar. Lots of people do. Most look away. Not her. She did not look away. She looked at my scar and I looked at her legs. There were two of them. I liked that about her. I liked that a whole lot. “Will there be danger?” I asked. There always is. This city bleeds danger, then drinks it right back up again.

imagine you're tyler morimoto making a midnight run for a thousand candles for your boss who cannot decide if he wants scented or unscented and then he starts sexting you. he's so strong.

the only man strong enough to deny madelaine anything because he wants to be an entrepreneur so bad... tyler what the fuck do you have going on. I love that "wanting to go into business" is like a certifiable mental illness in this world.

lou wilson the performer that you are

koschei orchestrated this entire purpee thing to help zaeth get a handle on his adhd

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird