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The virgin Disney mermaid:
My daddy won't let me be with a boy:((( Oh no, the humans are drowning!!! I have to go hewp him!!!!!!! I don't like living underwater, I like humans and I want to be one of them!!!!
The CHAD Soviet mermaid:
Yes, Father, send a hurricane to sink another ship. Let the humans choke on seafoam as we loot their wrecks for gold and treasure. Human beauty standards are nothing to me. The song I sing is fire as fuck, tremble as I call down the fury of the sea.
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Disney: I'm gonna take your beloved fairytales and movies from your childhood and make the most soulless live action remakes ever!
Russia: AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA H O L D M Y V O D K A
Teachers: You must have your ENTIRE ESSAY outlined before you write a SINGLE WORD, otherwise I will AMPUTATE your LIVER with a CHAINSAW. Fucking moron.
J. R. R. Tolkien:
Power move: Rather than "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" (needlessly gendered) or "partner" (ambiguous, may subtly out you), refer to the person you're dating as "my future ex". Gender neutral, fresh, new, keeps em on their toes!
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Alien: So, let me make sure I understand. You have roads that you drive on.
Me: Yes.
Alien: And those roads have "speed limits".
Me: Yes.
Alien: The word "limit" is being translated correctly, yes? It is a boundary, in this case an upper bound, something that cannot be passed.
Me: Mhm.
Alien: And yet, those limits are ignored by... everyone?
Me: Pretty much.
Alien: *tentacles writhing* But that is illogical!
Me: Yeah... On highways, the people who actually obey the speed limit (65 mph) are delegated to the slowest lane. Everyone else moves faster.
Alien: *turning purple* !??!?!?!?!? But if the ACTUAL limit for how fast people should be going is clearly higher, why not just raise the speed limit and enforce it? Why keep it at an arbitrary number that is inaccurate? Why would you do that?!?!?
Me: ...just don't think too hard about it okay?
*ducks under killing blow* man that was close dude *backflips out of the way of sword* you gotta be more careful with that thing *dodges furious slash* hey, this is kind of fun actually, we should do this more often *gets stabbed in the chest* woah, that was kind of uncalled for *coughs up blood* what, are you mad at me or something?
Tfw foreigners don't understand that Dasha, Glasha, and Masha are female names but Pasha is a male name and Sasha is gender neutral and Tolya and Kolya are male names and Olya is a female name, but Vanya is a male name while Tanya and Anya are female names, also Zhenya is gender neutral, however do not forget that Nyusha and Ksyusha are female names while Ilyusha is a male name, (by the way Nyusha and Anya are actually the same name) and Yura is a male name but Nyura (which is the same exact name as Anya and Nyusha btw) is a female name and haha silly foreigners don't get that Shura is the same name as Sasha and though it is mostly a female name sometimes guys can also kinda be called it and
Don't you even question me. Bold of you to assume you can understand me. Bitch, even I don't know what's coming out of my mouth half the time. I am unknowable and mysterious, most of all to myself, so if you figure something out please hit me up
Me: Don't you think we're being a bit... weird?
Me to me: *sarcastically* Oh no. Whatever shall our zero followers do?
Me: I mean I guess
Shadow Me in background: *grows sixth arm*
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Babygirl are you mgh because BOY do you have potential! Let's make it (1/2)mv^2 and put that energy in motion)))
I consulted The Triangles and they told me that a lizard in the sky isn't a lark in the hand, so chase your dreams go wild snort blueberries
Not many things out there gayer than a good sports commentator. A commentator should talk about the players in a way that makes it clear that he would let them do unspeakable things to him in the locker room after the game. On a completely unrelated note happy world cup final
In response to the raucous crowd of 0 people clamoring that I am sexist and that women can also be athletes/commentators, my expanded take:
Male commentators w/ male athletes: Should sound gay, see above post
Female commentators w/ male athletes: There should be two female commentators each fiercely rooting for one of the teams, slowly getting more and more heated (enemies to lovers 4k)
Male commentators w/ female athletes: Awed. Maybe a bit breathless. Scared, even. Not sure if he wants the player to top him or let him grovel at her feet.
Female commentators w/ female athletes: Yuri
Not many things out there gayer than a good sports commentator. A commentator should talk about the players in a way that makes it clear that he would let them do unspeakable things to him in the locker room after the game. On a completely unrelated note happy world cup final
To Do List:
- Figure out my health insurance
- Organize my room
- Create an enclosed space (house?) with speakers positioned such that the entire area has a monotone sound playing at an equal noise level, then raise a child in there from infancy. When the child is old enough, turn off the sound. Document results
- Finish my embroidery project
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Me after finishing Meat: Well, that was kind of grim. Definitely a different tone. Well, guess it's time for Candy! That one should be light, weightless, and fluffy!!
Me after finishing Candy:
Gamzee in the Epilogues
In honor of my first ever con (which my moirail and I attended in Homestuck cosplay), a little rant. One of the things that irked me about the epilogues was the treatment of Gamzee. The candy epilogue went all in on making him as gross as possible, going so far as to suggest he could molest a kid. It kind of forgot that he's literally canonically raised a child. Two, technically. He was the closest thing Callie and Caliborn had to a parental figure. He cared for them, provided for them, spoiled them. He brought them a ton of stuff, there was a line somewhere in canon about that. In the epilogues, I'd have liked to see Gamzee and Callie interact. Even if she doesn't remember him, like Caliborn didn't, there's still a bunch of storytelling potential there. I'm not fully sure, at the point of canon from which Gamzee was taken into the epilogues, if he had already found the cherubs, but even if he hadn't, the exact moment could be altered. When Callie was the one who suggested getting him, I was like "OOH THIS IS GONNA BE SO INTERESTING!", but it didn't go that way. Gamzee's character was somewhat wasted.