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BFF!Reader telling SKZ pickup lines randomly...
A/n : COME BACKKKKK, Yup I'm back guys. Anyways it's not really goooood, but its kinda cute... Well kinda bullying tho lol, anyways I'll stop talking now hope you enjoyyyy.
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Eddie: *pretty drunk* Buck... Buck: Yes, Eds? Eddie: I am jealous of your heart... Buck: *chuckling* Why would you say that? Eddie: Because it's pounding inside you and I am not- Buck: *flustered* Eds-! Chim: OUT OF MY HOUSE, NOW!
i'm an alpha male pickup artist read my best pickup line
me: yo girl you're so pretty can i get your number
girl: *spits in my mouth* ewwww get away you're so ugly
me: *wets myself because i'm so happy* all accoRDign to ALL according to planbt.........
ding ding gaster: ✡︎✌︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☼︎☝︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎☟︎ ✋︎ 👌︎☜︎ ✌︎ 🏱︎✋︎☼︎✌︎❄︎☜︎
obama: 私もここにいます
everyone: *claps*
dess: ᶜᵃⁿ ᵃⁿʸᵒⁿᵉ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ ⁱᵐ ⁱⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵏᵉ
dan and phil: *walks onto stage holding a gay flag and kiss*
me: no but like seriously imagine it....
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Hey boy are you a vampire. Cause I'm not gonna let you come inside unless you ask very nicely
Psst!—
Call me phenolphtalein and you sodium hydroxide because when you touch me, my cheeks turn pink!
...
I deeply apologize—
Tch, don’t apologize. At least it was chemically accurate.
Ahem,
My turn.
Call me silver nitrate and yourself sodium chloride…because the second we make contact, things precipitate fast.

