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Are you homophobic?

No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.

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the christian way to say you’re homophobic.

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my life is constantly just an inner monologue of “why did I do that”

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I have questions

unclebeanbag

To get to the other side

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Completely understand

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Rihanna can’t wink: A mini thread

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LOOOL

caliphorniaqueen

lmao my baby

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i think it is good to warn people in advance about the circumstances that will cause you to bite them and i think that having given that warning it is good to follow through when the time comes

mtfautoandrophile

the rattlesnake is an admirable creature whose virtues we should emulate

nick-avallone

imagine if millipedes had toes

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their pedicures would be so expensive

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So on average, a pedicure is around $20. $20/10 is $2, so we can say a pedicure costs an average of $2 per toe.

Millipedes can have up to 400 legs. 400x5 toes per leg is 2,000 toes. $2x2,000 is $4,000.

It’s customary to tip around 15%, but we’ve just made this person paint the tiny, tiny, nails of a creepy af bug, so we need to tip big. Of course, this is discretional, but let’s go crazy and do 30%.

$5200 for a pedicure.

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ftfhal

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#legit my wife all the time

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catshatefire

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

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me: i hate country music

shania twain: let’s go girls!

me:

meiamandrew

The new republican healthcare bill

7mangoes

how do y'all get into loving happy relationships? what is the cheat code y'all using???

jazzybojangles

Communication.

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commitment

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Humility

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“modifyrelationship YourFirstName YourLastName TargetFirstName TargetLastName 100 Romance_Main” but make sure that you have cheat codes enabled first

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when i was a little kid i got bullied on the playground so my mom asked me “what did jesus do when people were mean to him?” and i thought about it for a second and then started crying and screamed “he DIED”

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