im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig
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im glad minecraft isnt real life because by now i would have got my fingers stuck in the grates of a mob spawner trying to grab the spinning pig

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I need everyone to look at me. Look me dead in my eyes.
Cleo, the real human person who will be face revealing next weekend, is, by their own definition, a heavyset White femme presenting nonbinary person who is in their early-mid 40s. That's what they will look like. I need you to get that in your mind right now so that I don't see any dumb as shit comments about Cleo not looking like fanart or a cartoon or their anime style V-Tuber. They will look like a real human person. You will be normal about this.
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i will never stop people from hating a minecraft white boy (especially one who drives a tesla) but i do think its funny when i see hermitcraft fans hate grian for "being clique-y" or "ignoring the smaller hermits" . like. you mean the guy who starts server wide games every season? the guy who uploaded a 7 hour world tour? frankly for being one of the most popular guys on the server i think he does try to pull his weight sharing the love. unfortunately theres only so much you can do to try and lure an average grian subscriber into watching joe hills. thats like taking a mcdonalds loving 7 year old to a niche concept restaraunt that only serves meals in the shape of 1:1 scale models. actually this metaphor sucks if i was 7 i would love to eat an edible 1:1 scale pinball machine. i would love that now. post cancelled im organising a joe hills themed pop up café. everyone come with me. see my vision.
do you think the ender dragon has a scar that gradually gets bigger the more you respawn and kill her. at first it's barely even noticable, but the more she's respawned and killed it grows and widens and glows. like this.
important question, how do we know if the dragon is of a species where the male may also lay eggs
almost entirely unrelated to the post. only tangetially related at best. even then i'd argue against it. maybe using tags would've been better for this? (or, void forbid, find a more relevant post....)
point 2:
she's also referred to with feminine pronouns in bedrock's in-game encyclopedia, but i don't play bedrock, so i can't readily grab screenshots of that.
hope this helps!
not really needed with all that but here’s a screenshot of the encyclopedia
thank you!
"you suffer more than jesus" is a surprisingly common sentiment and i find that very funny
its like — i know all the mobs are supposed to be genderless, but pronouns dont equal gender, and the dragon HAS BEEN and IS referred to with feminine pronouns by canon material. i don't call her "her" for no reason

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this feels so insane. what the hell man
[plaintext: This guy has been going since: - before the official release of Minecraft - before the release of GTA V - a month before The Amazing World Of Gumball aired - a year after Adventure Time aired - before Gravity Falls aired - before Facebook bought Instagram - 3 months before Twitch was launched - Twitter was still cool - Windows 7 was still new(2yo) - Steve Jobs was still alive - PewDiePie was a nobody screaming at barrels - sir Alex Ferguson was still the coach of Manchester United - before Subway Surfers was launched - before Technoblade created his channel I can go on, but you get the point. This will be a generational milestone.]
this is gonna be absolutely historical. he may not be the first to reach them on foot, but his journey has been long and special. he has been going for 14 years. he has been going for longer than some current minecraft players have been alive.
you should check out his twitch! he's actually live currectly, as of posting
its not impossible to reach the farlands and never has been. kurtjmac was the first to set foot towards them, but he is certainly not the first to reach them (that honour goes to KilloCrazyMan) — there's plenty of people that have reached the farlands within even just the last 5 years (there's a list of known players that have gone & are going here! there's a lot of people!). i do not think the point was ever that it was impossible because it has always been possible.
this is simply historical because he was the first ever to start the journey and has been going for as long as he has.
KURT IS LIVE! HE'LL BE REACHING THE FARLANDS TODAY, putting an end to his 14 and a half year long journey to them! :]
HES THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"i knew i came up with a good idea 14 years ago"
this feels so insane. what the hell man
[plaintext: This guy has been going since: - before the official release of Minecraft - before the release of GTA V - a month before The Amazing World Of Gumball aired - a year after Adventure Time aired - before Gravity Falls aired - before Facebook bought Instagram - 3 months before Twitch was launched - Twitter was still cool - Windows 7 was still new(2yo) - Steve Jobs was still alive - PewDiePie was a nobody screaming at barrels - sir Alex Ferguson was still the coach of Manchester United - before Subway Surfers was launched - before Technoblade created his channel I can go on, but you get the point. This will be a generational milestone.]
this is gonna be absolutely historical. he may not be the first to reach them on foot, but his journey has been long and special. he has been going for 14 years. he has been going for longer than some current minecraft players have been alive.
you should check out his twitch! he's actually live currectly, as of posting
Minecraft caves are so dark bro…
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creepers are such a hilariously bad thing to put in a sandbox game
*kicks over your sand castle*
Putting this up top so everyone can see how right you are
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It's my birthday today so if you like Minecraft videos it would be really cool of you to give my first episode a shot!
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absolutely cannot get over this cold open from etho’s let’s play 13 years ago
in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying
inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon
In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian
and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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2030s minecraft mods: Jack Black Remover +