oh goodie I got transported into a Mormon yuri. I'm a first year transfer student to the Nephi Halicarnassus Girls' Academy I'm running late to reformed Egyptian class with toast in my mouth! Oh fuck I bumped into the class president in the hall and now I'm flashing my temple garments as I comedically fall over...... Omg the class president is sharing a dirty soda from Swig with me..... From the same straw, an indirect kiss.... "Baka, you got Crumbl on your face," she says wiping the cookie from my cheek with her finger........

Ooooh!

u could resurface a hockey rink w that ass cause it's so zamn boney

ambivalent beach boys: would it be nice?

passive aggressive beach boys: well wouldn't that be nice.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

What kind of fucking idiot army didn’t give machoke 4 guns…unbelievable

Machoke made an ethical choice. He decided he’ll kill with his bare hand, so he’ll feel every life he takes, so killing never becomes a routine act