𝔀𝓲𝓵𝓭 𝓯 𝓲 𝓻 𝓮

pretending it doesn't sting? way to boost my confidence though. i feel like you have to be busy with everything here! i keep a low profile, even on vacation. i promise, name a time and place, we'll do something. though now i really want to see this meltdown and how epic it would be.

Lowkey and mysterious… classic Butler. Appreciate you carving out time for little ol’ me, buddy. Otherwise, Maui might’ve had front-row seats to my award-worthy theatrics. How was the trip for you? Did you do much exploring, or mostly lounge with a drink in hand?

This mama is as well! Girl. Same here. I'm so in! Like... I haven't had a night out in ages. Does it feel weird being around adults again? Hell yes. But oh my god, I need to like... let loose!

Oh my gosh, yes! A room full of adults and zero chaos? I almost forgot there’s a world outside of sticky fingers and tiny tantrums. I’m so glad we got to unwind a little on the trip! We definitely earned it and need to do it more often. What have you been up to since getting back?

glad you enjoyed and thank you, but we'll see. thank you, now.. is this a bias feeling or genuine ? it felt, bittersweet. i was happy to be back but i think he might haunt my thoughts again for a bit now. not sure the character fully let me go so that helped out.

Biased? Please. I just have great taste. But truly, you were incredible. If he’s still living rent-free in your head, that’s a testament to how deeply you committed. Now the real question is… are you coming back for season two?

Can I just gush that I'm a huge fan, and you are absolutely stunning! I promise to try not to gush too much, but the one time I met you at the event and we got our picture taken? You have no clue how much I was trying not to look like a complete spazz. My ex made fun of me for days afterwards by how excited I was to meet you. Either way, this is me shooting my shot and saying please let's become friends. A girl can dream, right? @zkrvtz

Oh my god, coming from you? A literal supermodel?! Sorry, I need a moment… I think my brain just short-circuited. And please, I was just as thrilled to meet you! Friendship? 100% happening. And gushing? Consider it a requirement of this new friendship. What’s been the highlight of your world lately?

A reunion to end all reunions forever; yes, please! A poolside toast sounds perfect and like the best way to unwind before the luau tonight. Which, by the way... I will be seeing you there, yes?

Twas a reunion for the ages! PRIVATE: But um… you and Travis? I feel like I missed something. What’s the tea? Spill it.

Haha, what can I say. You know me already and how I roll. Right, so.. I cursed out Billie eilish at the Grammys. People had to intervene. News is breaking about it now on platforms so it’s been a “omg Harry what?!” kind of shit. Anyways, I figured I’d grab a drink with her man. I think I asked him nicely. Maybe I didn’t, I most definitely egged him on. Now he’s all pissy at me because I cursed out his girl. As if I give a fuck

Bro… seriously? I cannot keep up with you. Why are you even coming for Billie?! She’s a sweetheart. And then trying to casually grab a drink with her man like it’s all fine and dandy? You’re just asking for trouble, Styles. Did you even make it out of Hawaii in one piece? Honestly… I’m almost scared to ask.

i'm going with the both of us just being so in demand! yes, it's happening. i'll fight someone if i have to, to make sure that i get all your attention!

Fight for my attention? Please. That’s yours without even trying, Kenny. It was so good catching up with you in Hawaii! How did the rest of the trip go for you? Any highlights I need to hear about? I want the full recap.

I did, yes! Thank you so much, and it was really special. So, we planned to stay up until midnight together bringing in the new year, and then when it hit midnight she asked me. What a way to start the year, right? I was not expecting it to happen at that moment, and it was perfect.

Stop, I love that so much! A New Year’s Eve proposal? That’s cinematic. I’m so, so happy for you both. Are you ready to jump into wedding planning mode? It might feel a bit overwhelming at first, but when you focus on celebrating your love, it becomes such a sweet and meaningful experience.

So we are getting all prepared for Man of Tomorrow right now, but the next time you'll see my face is going to be in a movie called Mr. Irrelevant that I filmed. It'll be coming out sometime this year. Now your turn! When can I see your amazing self next on screen?

Mr. Irrelevant? Color me intrigued. What's it about? Can you drop even a tiny hint, or is it still top secret? And you’ll catch me next in How to Rob a Bank! I worked with this guy named Nicholas Hoult… maybe you’ve heard of him?

If you mean am I keeping it in my pants? Regretfully so. Am I still being an ass to those who deserve it though? Absolutely. However, no regrets there.

Regretfully is crazy work. Never change, Styles. But we may need to discuss this ‘being an ass’ policy… I’ll approve it on a case-by-case basis. What’s happening? Should I be bracing myself?