Zzyzx Wolfe

Oracle and tight pants practice

Holy moly, replies are back

Your familiar friend for talking about posts is rolling out over the next few days, and it’s learned a ton since it’s been away. Now replies let you:

Reply multiple times to a post.

Reply to your own posts. 

See all of a post’s replies in one place.

Decide who can and can’t reply to you. (It’s in your blog settings.)

All that adds up to being able to talk about a post, right inside of a post, even as it travels from Tumblr to Tumblr. So, starting with posts created today, you’ll see a new notes view to help you follow that conversation. Looook:

If you’ve been waiting for this, thanks for your patience. If you’re new to replies, come discover their unique flavor. Spicier than a like, sweeter than a reblog, served on a big family-style platter. All part of a balanced diet. Have fun replying, Tumblr.

Aw yisss

Redditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.

*aiming hunting implements at anything that isn’t a bird* this bird is gonna be delicious

personifying rocks, constnatly,

“my digging skills are delightful, which you would know, if you ever bothered to know me the way you know your beetles”

throw the stone, Maurice.

one of our cave neighbors is a geologist. they know the names of all the kinds of rocks. the rest of us mispronounce them constantly on purpose and correct each other’s pronunciation with even more wrong ones.

making up elaborate insults towards bugs, and saying them, to the bugs

the implications of Ji-won’s moss beds (the joke is nobody can ever agree on the implications)

mushrooms in places they dont belong

yelling “hhchruckkkk!” in a high-pitched voice, several times in a row, whenever

“the best tasting dirt comes from Jamal’s cave”

worm disco

i mean for reals this is a thing humans do, i bet every tribe had their apocalyptically funny in-jokes about the particular way granny brom flakes her flints, and doing impressions of hunter dal’s little ass-wiggle before he throws his spear.

Thanks to advice from Rian Sygh and Annie Stoll, I’m starting a series of prints of terrariums with gold foil frames and maybe doing a pin or two to accompany them! Here are some sketches and WIPs of the first ones!