Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they're gonna name ophelia or some shit

I’m a Halloween baby but my parents are normal so I’m Garrett

Hi garrett

happy birthday garrett

Why did English keep the German ‘stark’ as an intensifier but only for ‘naked’ and ‘raving mad’

two most German modes of being

sir that is my beloved mutual with whom i have not shared a fandom since 2013

i love seeing a post and realizing there is a whole different genre of insufferable and unlikable people on this site that i haven’t even borne witness to yet. and you know what? i never will because of my beautiful son Block Button

let me guess your worst personality trait based on your taste in movies and tv shows

i have no proof but i don’t have any doubts either that humans have to see the ocean semi regularly (at least once a year) or we go a bit wacko

my favorite genre is “i loved it so much and i would not recommend it to anyone” ❤️

I don’t understand why people who cannot accept any moral grayness or complexity decide to join fandoms for the most emotionally complex stories and then try to shame everyone there who actually is able to understand the material.

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

new SuperWhoLock just dropped

#we joke that the first room is a bloodbath#but you couldn't pay me to sit in on the second room#there's mental illness in that room so complex it's only perceivable by shrimp  (via @moorishflower​)

@elliteracy is also so right #it’s playing a genre-defining role in a fantasy series as a youth#and then spending the rest of their careers specifically and selectively playing the weirdest little men they can find