Ziggy

1st date she asked "whats the worst thing about you" girl my hyperfixation is naruto politics

hey boss can you show me where the forklift's self-destruct is so i can keep it from falling into the hands of enemy warehouse crews?

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

can’t even joke about wishing my fics could write themselves without people mistaking it for ai usage anymore. what a lost whimsy

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails