unhinged gritty committee

sorry but i REFUSE to believe there is a homo sapien inside of that gritty costume. as far as i’m concerned gritty is his own entity/species

trevor lifting barkey onto the glass of jamie’s bigass industrial printer and scanning denver’s paws

just because you’re retired from the national hockey league doesn’t mean you’re retired from being rpf-ed. keep clocking in to get parasocial-ized the grind doesn’t stop

alex bump’s dedication to always having rock hard nipples must be admired

everyone's brining up the "we pee together" quote again and i have to say that personally i think the most underrated part about that whole thing is that one video where someone asks them about it and goes "i don't remeber which one of you said it" and jamie instantly goes "i would never say that" like thats fucking peak comedy to me. like i would never say that but this fucking clown of my best friend did and now i can never live that down. they're everything to me truly

Denver Barkey is your Favorite Flyer’s favorite Flyer.

saw someone on youtube say, and it's true, that the timing of porter's arrival is messing with people's perception of the offseason: if we had traded for a player of his potential impact After the season had ended (even though it would have meant trading away roster players and/or our first round pick (which might have been much higher, if not for porter's impact!)), people would feel like significant enough changes had been made to the roster to be satisfied that the team would be Better next season. but we had him for a month and a half (because we made it to round two of the playoffs!!), so he's not a shiny new toy anymore and they want a new Big Change