zhongkae.txt

Same account from twitter (@/dailyzhongkae) but now in tumblr form!

Still the same content you love but more (here I can be more unhinged and create longer posts that I normally wouldn’t be able to on twitter 🫣). This will also be a general genshin account with some genshin content being reblogged but the main focus is Kaeya and Zhongli!!

some fluffy comedy stuff ‼️‼️

So Diluc gives Zhongli the shovel talk (for those who don’t know it’s basically when you’re just like “hey don’t mess with my family you BETTER have the best intentions” blah blah) BUT consider Adelinde who also considers Kaeya her family and how she would react.

I like to think Adelinde is Diluc and Kaeya’s big sister and as one of their primary caretakers she would be aware of the different little signs/signals the boys give (things that others would overlook).

So when Kaeya shows signs of liking someone she gets really nosy but she’s coy about it like “Oh I know I’m just a lowly maid and it’s not my place to pry but—“ [starts prying into Kaeya’s business]. And so she starts playing matchmaker when she figures out who it is (because it’s Adelinde like come on she has a network of gossipers just as Kaeya and Diluc have their spy networks, she’s a smart lady and when she wants to know something SHE WILL FIGURE IT OUT).

She keeps tabs on Zhongli and Kaeya’s whereabouts and constantly insists on Kaeya going on “dates” with Mr. Zhongli even when he doesn’t want to. She even lowkey threatens him in that pleasant tone she has like “Sir Kaeya if you do not go on a walk with that fine gentleman let’s just say this holiday there may be one less delivery to make courtesy of the Dawn Winery”

And Kaeya just SWEATS like “oh dear… when did she get so scary”