stay in the fridge, joker!

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like "what colour is this mouse??" and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like "it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn't at the club" . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

With severance season 2 around the corner it’s time for me to share the time I accidentally watched 4 minutes of an episode on mute and thought it was a brilliant way to show the sensory deprivation experienced by the innies

Louis... mon cher... Je sais that la petite mademoiselle Claudia means a lot to you, je veux what's best for her too. Mais, pour être honnête, Je ne think pas she's as happy with us in our home as she would be otherwise. Fortunately, I have found a group of mentors seemingly adequate to her needs. These cinq garçons, musiciens majestueux, one has your namesake, Louis, offer une grand récompense monétaire pour l'adoption d'une fille, and ous can see her when they're on toure. Elles cinq sont called... Une Directioneaux???

wtf.... wheek wheek wheek