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EXPECTATIONS
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

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writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.
tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!
writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.
tumblr: ….so he’s bi!
writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.
tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.
writer:
Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.
*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*
This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends
I literally got anon hate about my response to this post, and I just want to say that I’m sorry…
for not reblogging it sooner.
Psyche bitch, this is a good post.
Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.
Far away cow moos
My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.
My best friends singing voice
Chickens: *chicken noise*
Me, sobbing:
The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble
I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!
The sound of walking in sand.
Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10
Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet
Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.
Bees
Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.
“sunlight” by Hozier
I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.
Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound
Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice
Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that
Wholesome and good!
i love this
It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…
I can’t believe all these bops were released in the same year
I just realized these all came out my senior year of high school. If these aren’t playing at my 10 year high school reunion I will be sorely miffed.
IM HAVING A STROKE
suramar: twilight vineyards

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this is my favorite video of all time
I hate this video because
1) Why were they even recording themselves?
2) The way they ate the chip is a sin and
3) They brushed their hair to the side before choking???
This story is TOO wild....
Yooooooooooooo I’m 💀
this is. too fucking dumb for me not to do. @yungterra
In case you missed this shit
im fucking crying
OHMYGOD
@censoredcalamity what is happening
when i was in 3rd grade there was this girl named sydney who was really nice but everyone thought she was weird cause she was obsessed with horses and were kinda mean to her but anyways she let me borrow her aragon books an i could only read like 5 pages of that shit cause it was so boring, and she was like, i know you didnt read my aragon book, i mirror watched you last night and since then ive been absolutely fucking terrified
same year we had a zoo field trip, she and her mom offered to take me so i felt like i had to repay her so i stole a fuck ton of snacks from everyones lunches while they were feeding the elephants then i asked her mom if we could eat in the canopy zone away from everyone else and i gave them all the snacks & her mom was like “are you a mischievous spirit that my daughter has befriended ??” i was like no im a third grader … right after that they moved. i think its my fault
They probably watch you occasionally to this day
she fucking better she said she would protect me from imps

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Well that’s awkward
So long Notre Dame I guess
LOL
Same energy 😂
i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??
“I’M BLEEDING….. that’s okay i can still do it”
OH MY GOD
This is like the exact opposite of that knife cat picture
And somehow the cats face had the same energy
Why y’all letting Augustus Gloop hold the cat
he has me
ok normally i would but shouldn’t we consider the ethical implications of using my gay power on a mortal?
okie doke

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The world @ America.
So many things kill me in this video:
1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning
2. How she says “I am confusion”
3. The way she says “explain”
I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.
homophobic rights
I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂