Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 22
Poseidon (Epic The Musical)
Dyle Timesly
Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator
@poseidon-offical i didnt know you were considered a tumblr sexyman

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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 2 Part 22
Poseidon (Epic The Musical)
Dyle Timesly
Poseidon art is by @neal-illustrator
@poseidon-offical i didnt know you were considered a tumblr sexyman

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*Beams shirtless Phillip into Howard's mind*
you did this to yourself.
Haha! My gay blorbos!
Its uh... its come to my attention that this is NOT my main
*Beams shirtless Phillip into Howard's mind*
you did this to yourself.
Haha! My gay blorbos!
OH GOD DAMNIT IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN
SANS IS THE CONSTANT VARIABLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SANS
...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.
SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?
It's... another me?
- @king-of-the-underworld-13
... What???

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How would you feel if Saturn(Roman)
Had a child with a mortal
WHAT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?
Probably with Typhon.
WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?
Oh.
A few days ago.
Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?
Again?! Why do I miss everything important!!?
IDK!!!???? I WAS JUST ASKING IF HE DID OR NOT
I don’t know! That isn’t important when Typhon and Saturn are on the loose!
Kinda is considering spagetti-fying Zeus was the first thing Typhon did last time, and with Mr. Childeater about...
How would you feel if Saturn(Roman)
Had a child with a mortal
WHAT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?
Probably with Typhon.
WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?
Oh.
A few days ago.
Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?
Again?! Why do I miss everything important!!?
IDK!!!???? I WAS JUST ASKING IF HE DID OR NOT
How would you feel if Saturn(Roman)
Had a child with a mortal
WHAT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?
Probably with Typhon.
WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?
Oh.
A few days ago.
Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?
How would you feel if Saturn(Roman)
Had a child with a mortal
WHAT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?
Probably with Typhon.
WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?
How would you feel if Saturn(Roman)
Had a child with a mortal
WHAT.
WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

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favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...
Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.
I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?
How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.
Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk
When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.
There were a few times i can think of, he made Achilles give Prince Hectors body back to his father after Achilles had dssecrated it. Im not sure if Achilles got punished or not but if Zeus didnt do that Hector wouldnt have gotten properly buried and made his way down here
Im pretty sure he also got Eros and Psyche back together when Aphrodite was being all pissy and had Hephaestus make that Talos thing to defend Crete
Huh. I must have been in Ethiopia for those.
Poseidon... you were there at Troy remember?
I don’t have the time nor care to be at once place for ten years. You think I was there the whole time?
You waited outside of Ithaca for at least 8 so you could jump Odysseus
favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...
Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.
I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?
How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.
Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk
When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.
There were a few times i can think of, he made Achilles give Prince Hectors body back to his father after Achilles had dssecrated it. Im not sure if Achilles got punished or not but if Zeus didnt do that Hector wouldnt have gotten properly buried and made his way down here
Im pretty sure he also got Eros and Psyche back together when Aphrodite was being all pissy and had Hephaestus make that Talos thing to defend Crete
Huh. I must have been in Ethiopia for those.
Poseidon... you were there at Troy remember?
favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...
Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.
I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?
How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.
Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk
When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.
There were a few times i can think of, he made Achilles give Prince Hectors body back to his father after Achilles had dssecrated it. Im not sure if Achilles got punished or not but if Zeus didnt do that Hector wouldnt have gotten properly buried and made his way down here
Im pretty sure he also got Eros and Psyche back together when Aphrodite was being all pissy and had Hephaestus make that Talos thing to defend Crete
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favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...
Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.
I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?
How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.
Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk

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favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...
Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.
I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?
favorite Greek god?
Myself. Are you stupid?
Not even your wife?
What?
Her name's Amphitrite, remember?
Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.
...
If you couldnt tell im suprised, this is my suprisef face
What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.
I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...