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..Am I drubker than usually or do you look different…

I think it might just be you? I cut my hair i suppose but that was long enough back you probably would've noticed long before now

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Do you miss having a planet big guy?

I mean, i still HAVE a planet, the mortal scientists just don't recognize it as an official planet like how im rarely considered an official olympian

At the very least, out of all the known dwarf planets, mine's the biggest

Really wish Thanatos got his kill list from me rather than The Fates, i can hardly understand why they pick who they do

It infuriates me so much because let's just say dhat if i was incharge for even the BRIEFEST moment a certain orange man and another man with a trillion dollars would be in Tartarus

poseidon-offical

Intro post.

Do you know who I am?

I am Poseidon, god of the seas, the storms, and the steed. I am your worst nightmare, or your dream come true.

Age: Longer than mortals have been keeping track.

Prounouns: he/him/his/his/himself, sea/sea/seas/seas/seaself, she/her/her/hers/herself,

Gender: Genderfluid

Wearer of binders

DNI:

Odysseus: you know what you did.

Oil executives: I’ll get to you on my own time.

AI companies: you take even a step toward me and I use all the water in your facilities to destroy your life’s work.

Atlantis conspiracy theorists: come at me with that shit one more time and I’ll take you right where your precious city is.

Sally Jackson: it would just be awkward at this point. I’m sorry.

Umas/other horsepeople: you’re not quite horse but not quite human and that honestly scares me.

Zeus: we’re not having this discussion here.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

mentally-stable-official

Hmmm, no offense but i think you may have anger issues

poseidon-offical

I do not.

mentally-stable-official

You sure though? Im getting a bit of a vibe..

poseidon-offical

Are you testing me, mortal?

mentally-stable-official

No? Do you want me to? Sure ig. Whats 1×1??

poseidon-offical

I… Shut up.

mentally-stable-official

Thats not the answer silly! 1x1 is equal to 1. This is because x stands for multiplication and multiplication is just a number times the number coming after the x.

So in this situation its 1 one time, so the answer is 1! Hopefully we all learned something today

poseidon-offical

I’m going to hurt you.

mentally-stable-official

HAH I WAS RIGHT YOU DO HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

poseidon-offical

YOU LITTLE—

mentally-stable-official

😎😎😎😎😎 whatre you gonna do, waterboy

poseidon-offical

Kill you? Duh?

mentally-stable-official

Uhm, thats illegal, also ill prolly just come back

poseidon-offical

Gods don’t care about laws.

mentally-stable-official

@da-police-offical HELP

poseidon-offical

No one is coming to save you.

mentally-stable-official

You know what its okay, ill die knowing i proved my point 😌😌😌

poseidon-offical

*Fucking runs you through with Trident*

mentally-stable-official

Ow, your mean ):

*dies*

offical-hades

Great, another one... You know what? Im too tired to deal with you so have fun hanging out with Charon while i take a break from work

mentally-stable-official

Man, you greek gods suck. Whatever i still have like 17 lives, buh bye

offical-hades

. . .

Did i just have a chance encounter with Sun Wukong or something? 17 LIVES!?

mentally-stable-official

9 lives duplication glitch

offical-hades

I feel like too some degree that is a crime

poseidon-offical

Intro post.

Do you know who I am?

I am Poseidon, god of the seas, the storms, and the steed. I am your worst nightmare, or your dream come true.

Age: Longer than mortals have been keeping track.

Prounouns: he/him/his/his/himself, sea/sea/seas/seas/seaself, she/her/her/hers/herself,

Gender: Genderfluid

Wearer of binders

DNI:

Odysseus: you know what you did.

Oil executives: I’ll get to you on my own time.

AI companies: you take even a step toward me and I use all the water in your facilities to destroy your life’s work.

Atlantis conspiracy theorists: come at me with that shit one more time and I’ll take you right where your precious city is.

Sally Jackson: it would just be awkward at this point. I’m sorry.

Umas/other horsepeople: you’re not quite horse but not quite human and that honestly scares me.

Zeus: we’re not having this discussion here.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

mentally-stable-official

Hmmm, no offense but i think you may have anger issues

poseidon-offical

I do not.

mentally-stable-official

You sure though? Im getting a bit of a vibe..

poseidon-offical

Are you testing me, mortal?

mentally-stable-official

No? Do you want me to? Sure ig. Whats 1×1??

poseidon-offical

I… Shut up.

mentally-stable-official

Thats not the answer silly! 1x1 is equal to 1. This is because x stands for multiplication and multiplication is just a number times the number coming after the x.

So in this situation its 1 one time, so the answer is 1! Hopefully we all learned something today

poseidon-offical

I’m going to hurt you.

mentally-stable-official

HAH I WAS RIGHT YOU DO HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

poseidon-offical

YOU LITTLE—

mentally-stable-official

😎😎😎😎😎 whatre you gonna do, waterboy

poseidon-offical

Kill you? Duh?

mentally-stable-official

Uhm, thats illegal, also ill prolly just come back

poseidon-offical

Gods don’t care about laws.

mentally-stable-official

@da-police-offical HELP

poseidon-offical

No one is coming to save you.

mentally-stable-official

You know what its okay, ill die knowing i proved my point 😌😌😌

poseidon-offical

*Fucking runs you through with Trident*

mentally-stable-official

Ow, your mean ):

*dies*

offical-hades

Great, another one... You know what? Im too tired to deal with you so have fun hanging out with Charon while i take a break from work

mentally-stable-official

Man, you greek gods suck. Whatever i still have like 17 lives, buh bye

offical-hades

. . .

Did i just have a chance encounter with Sun Wukong or something? 17 LIVES!?

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poseidon-offical

Intro post.

Do you know who I am?

I am Poseidon, god of the seas, the storms, and the steed. I am your worst nightmare, or your dream come true.

Age: Longer than mortals have been keeping track.

Prounouns: he/him/his/his/himself, sea/sea/seas/seas/seaself, she/her/her/hers/herself,

Gender: Genderfluid

Wearer of binders

DNI:

Odysseus: you know what you did.

Oil executives: I’ll get to you on my own time.

AI companies: you take even a step toward me and I use all the water in your facilities to destroy your life’s work.

Atlantis conspiracy theorists: come at me with that shit one more time and I’ll take you right where your precious city is.

Sally Jackson: it would just be awkward at this point. I’m sorry.

Umas/other horsepeople: you’re not quite horse but not quite human and that honestly scares me.

Zeus: we’re not having this discussion here.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

mentally-stable-official

Hmmm, no offense but i think you may have anger issues

poseidon-offical

I do not.

mentally-stable-official

You sure though? Im getting a bit of a vibe..

poseidon-offical

Are you testing me, mortal?

mentally-stable-official

No? Do you want me to? Sure ig. Whats 1×1??

poseidon-offical

I… Shut up.

mentally-stable-official

Thats not the answer silly! 1x1 is equal to 1. This is because x stands for multiplication and multiplication is just a number times the number coming after the x.

So in this situation its 1 one time, so the answer is 1! Hopefully we all learned something today

poseidon-offical

I’m going to hurt you.

mentally-stable-official

HAH I WAS RIGHT YOU DO HAVE ANGER ISSUES!

poseidon-offical

YOU LITTLE—

mentally-stable-official

😎😎😎😎😎 whatre you gonna do, waterboy

poseidon-offical

Kill you? Duh?

mentally-stable-official

Uhm, thats illegal, also ill prolly just come back

poseidon-offical

Gods don’t care about laws.

mentally-stable-official

@da-police-offical HELP

poseidon-offical

No one is coming to save you.

mentally-stable-official

You know what its okay, ill die knowing i proved my point 😌😌😌

poseidon-offical

*Fucking runs you through with Trident*

mentally-stable-official

Ow, your mean ):

*dies*

offical-hades

Great, another one... You know what? Im too tired to deal with you so have fun hanging out with Charon while i take a break from work

poseidon-offical

I see you've been getting awfully close with Pele. Um, congratulations? As your older brother i feel obligated too say something but im unsure what too say so i'll leave it at that

@hades-offical

Hah, thank you, brother.

offical-hades

Of course, happy too see you have a stable relationship with someone outside the family, it's always good to have a more branching tree of relationships so-to-speak

At least, that's what the shades down here tell me, i cna't speak much from personal experience

poseidon-offical

Hey, you have the longest lasting relationship in the pantheon, that’s a win itself.

offical-hades

Hm, i suppose you're right about that, though Zeus and Hera might've been together longer... who's too say really? Keeping track of time isnt my dominion

poseidon-offical

I see you've been getting awfully close with Pele. Um, congratulations? As your older brother i feel obligated too say something but im unsure what too say so i'll leave it at that

@hades-offical

Hah, thank you, brother.

offical-hades

Of course, happy too see you have a stable relationship with someone outside the family, it's always good to have a more branching tree of relationships so-to-speak

At least, that's what the shades down here tell me, i cna't speak much from personal experience

poseidon-offical

... may or may not have forgotten im @offical-hades and NOT hades-offical-

ooc

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

offical-hades

ooc

how did i fumble that badly!?!???

poseidon-offical

i don’t know vro it’s your blog lolol

offical-hades

Lmaoooo just gotta live with the fact i pinged them instead myself in the inbox ig

poseidon-offical

... may or may not have forgotten im @offical-hades and NOT hades-offical-

ooc

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

offical-hades

ooc

how did i fumble that badly!?!???

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tiresiassonofhades

just saw a guy dressed like he was going on an expedition but he had a ukulele strapped to his backpack

i think i found apollo

apolloandhiscar

Can't have- can't have been me

offical-hades

Are you sure nephew?

WHO UNLEASHED A SWARM OF BEES IN MY KITCHEN!??!?!?!

zeus-offical

offical-hades

My brother in Kaos what did that one do?????

zeus-offical

said thunderbringer is bad

offical-hades

Oh ok, makes sense

zeus-offical

offical-hades

My brother in Kaos what did that one do?????

merci-angel

Send me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you

Red - I love you

Pink - I think you’re cute

Blue - You’re amazing

Rose - You’re pretty

Violet - I want to meet you

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours

Lavender - You are my Tumblr crush

Orange - I want to get to know you

Tangerine - We have a lot in common

Turquoise: We don’t talk but your blog is A+

Amber - I wish you would notice me

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

Beige - I don’t know you at all

Yellow - I don’t like your blog

Green - I don’t like you

Olive - I think you are unattractive

Brown - I hate you

Grey - You scare me

Black - Delete your tumblr

zeus-offical

i want to know what you all think of the greatest god to ever bless this site

offical-hades

Brother, there isnt an option to even begin descriving the mixed bags of emotions i have too you

offical-hades

Despite what i may make it seem like Zeus, i dont truly hate you completely, i just despise aspects of you and how you act. But you're still my youngest brother and i still care about you even ig i dont quite know HOW to properly show care and what small ounces of respect i still have for you

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merci-angel

Send me a color

Deep Red - I’m in love with you

Red - I love you

Pink - I think you’re cute

Blue - You’re amazing

Rose - You’re pretty

Violet - I want to meet you

Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours

Lavender - You are my Tumblr crush

Orange - I want to get to know you

Tangerine - We have a lot in common

Turquoise: We don’t talk but your blog is A+

Amber - I wish you would notice me

Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog

Beige - I don’t know you at all

Yellow - I don’t like your blog

Green - I don’t like you

Olive - I think you are unattractive

Brown - I hate you

Grey - You scare me

Black - Delete your tumblr

zeus-offical

i want to know what you all think of the greatest god to ever bless this site

offical-hades

Brother, there isnt an option to even begin descriving the mixed bags of emotions i have too you

I keep finding boxes labeled "Hopes And Dreams" done here and its really starting to concern me how many there are being registered lately

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