God Of The Underworld

@poseidon-offical i didnt know you were considered a tumblr sexyman

Haha! My gay blorbos!

Its uh... its come to my attention that this is NOT my main

Haha! My gay blorbos!

...uhhhh... i promise it's not what it looks like.

SANS WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO

SERIOUSLY SANS!? AGAIN!?!?

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

Probably with Typhon.

WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?

Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?

Again?! Why do I miss everything important!!?

IDK!!!???? I WAS JUST ASKING IF HE DID OR NOT

I don’t know! That isn’t important when Typhon and Saturn are on the loose!

Kinda is considering spagetti-fying Zeus was the first thing Typhon did last time, and with Mr. Childeater about...

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

Probably with Typhon.

WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?

Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?

Again?! Why do I miss everything important!!?

IDK!!!???? I WAS JUST ASKING IF HE DID OR NOT

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

Probably with Typhon.

WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?

Did @zeus-offical get his ligaments torn out again?

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

Probably with Typhon.

WHEN DID TYPHON ESCAPE MT. ETNA!?!?

WHEN THE FUCK DID HE GET OUT OF HIS HOLE!?

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...

Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.

I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?

How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.

Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk

When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.

Huh. I must have been in Ethiopia for those.

Poseidon... you were there at Troy remember?

I don’t have the time nor care to be at once place for ten years. You think I was there the whole time?

You waited outside of Ithaca for at least 8 so you could jump Odysseus

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...

Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.

I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?

How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.

Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk

When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.

Huh. I must have been in Ethiopia for those.

Poseidon... you were there at Troy remember?

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...

Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.

I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?

How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.

Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk

When has he been nice!? That’s coming from me.

all offical blogs, reblog and I will follow. i want to follow all the offical blogs

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...

Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.

I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?

How did he even end up being Zeus Xenios? That scoundrel is the least hospitable god I know.

Its because as gods we are representations of our domains, Zeus is the god of both hospitality and kings wich is why sometimes he's very nice and a lot of the time he's a jerk

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...

Yes, I would never torture the GODDESS OF MARRIAGE like that.

I couldnt imagine someone being the GOD OF HOSPITALITY and doing that, could you?

Not even your wife?

What?

Her name's Amphitrite, remember?

Oh, her? That marriage was largely political. Now that I have more domain over water than my fellow gods, I don’t need her. We divorced ages ago.

What, for all the times I cheated on her, you would have thought it had happened sooner. Luckily I’m a better woman than Zeus and didn’t wait for her to initiate the divorce.

I was being sarcastic, glad you actually have the decency to admit too cheating though unlike some of us...