Yeetus The Fetus

Character sheets ⤵

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Response colors ⤵

Aster: Pink

Ooc/My: Purple/Black/White (Depending on settings)

Zeus: Orange

Poseidon: Blue

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Requests are always open! Aster and I will love to answer your questions or comments!

Commissions - Open, only Chibi at the moment. Also only Venmo at the moment

Want to draw Asterius, my other OCs, or character designs? PLEASE! PLEASE DO SO! I WOULD LOVE THAT!

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Some Info:

Asterius is my own Epic OC and he's Poseidon's husband (because I'm like that)

He has two forms; A god form which is a centaur, and a 'mortal' form which is just him in a full mortal body.

His nickname is 'Aster' and his best friend called him 'Star'

Aster is about 6'2 in mortal form and in 'god' form he is 12'4.

Scars/tattoos glow on his fur in the dark

Full name is Asterius Munsei

Read if you'd like to.

¡TW! : detailed telling, gore

Picture of Asterius so you remember what he looks like ⤵

Boots: asty? Asterius? Dad? *keeps poking Asterius till he wakes up* Asterius: yeah…, *does not register that fact boots called him dad*

Boots: I frew up, *points to a hole in the floor due to the acidic throw up*

A: "Wha..? Huh..?" -He opens his eyes and looks at the ground- "Ughhh..." -He gets up and starts cleaning it with wtv he's got- "You're okay bud, you're not in trouble or anything, did you clean yourself up afterwards?"

B: 'Mhm..'

A: "Good, get up on the bed, you can sleep with us tonight. Hopefully your tummy will fill better in the morning."

P: "Love.. What happened this time..?" -He sits up on the bed, having just woken up, when he sees the hole and Boots, he immediately knows and pats the bed beside him- "Come on, little one, climb in bed." -He lays back down-

B: -Happily gets in bed and snuggles Poseidon-

A: -Finishes cleaning the hole and ground before getting up in the bed and curling around Boots- "Night night, Boo.."

B: 'Night night dad..'

A: "Wait what?- DAD!?" -He hugs Boots tightly- "AUUGHHHH!!!!"

P: -Chuckles from where he lays and gently curls around the two- "Night babies.."

I’m not even joking. It is so stupid that it won an award.

Please watch it

Boots:STICKER!! *smacks it on Poseidon’s face*

Asterius: Boots that’s not a sticker

Boots: Whaaa???

Asterius: Boots that’s a wax strip

Boots: WHAAA

Asterius: Boots, you need to take it off

Boots: okay

Poseidon:AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lmao I could so see them doing that XD

(Am also gonna continue on a lil)

Poseidon just fucking listening: 'Wait.. A WAX STR-' screams in agony as his beard is waxed

-A few minutes later-

Aster: 'Hun you're fine.' -.-

Ody belongs to @bigidiotenergytm

Meaning of Name: Theron = “hunter” / “beast” in ancient Greek vibes  

Aristeus = tied to excellence, warcraft, survival  

Age: 27 

Birthday: 12th of Metageitnion (late summer)  Gender: Male  Ethnicity/Lineage: Greek, Spartan-descended demigod bloodline    LOREDROP: Theron was part of the suitors, so there were 109 of them.  Unlike most of the suitors, THERON DIDN’T DIE!   When Odysseus began felling the suitors, he shot Theron, in the shoulder. This startled Theron, and he fell out a window; yelling “AY JODER!” (That’s Spanish for “Oh fuck!”)  So.......108 suitors died, while Theron fell out a window. He survived.... but his dignity didn’t.

I APOLOGIZE GREATLY FOR SPAM LIKING YOU ALL 😭😭😭😭 I'M GROUNDED SO I'M SNEAKING ON MY TABLET TO LIKE UR POST AFTER MY SIBLINGS GO TO SLEEP SO I CAN BE KEPT UPDATED 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏