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Well there actually are. At least over here in Germany.

The condom; for humans, from humans, against humans, in humans

Is it sad that I know all of these vines basically by heart

educational af

The X one lmaoooo

@tomfordvelvetorchid

turn the sound on for the love of god

i get slightly gayer every time a girl takes her hair out of a ponytail and runs her hands through it

i get gayer when girls put their hair up

i get gayer when i see a girl

Plot twist: they're all guys

Wouldn't that be 10 things? Not gonna blame you for having half your fingers cut off but... I guess there's a fetish for everything so go for it!

LOL DID THEY JUST NOT SEE THE MOVIE? 

This made me laugh so hard.

ok but this is some deep commentary, whether intended or not, and I feel very fucking attacked

beauty and the beast: genocide run

This is a murderer!

me: *buys a bottle in another country* me: *looks left* me: *looks right* me: ok but like me: where is the pfandflaschenautomat

Sweet

The dream

Where’s that post about having mundane superpowers

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds

If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.

I can’t drive. 

I will use this post to explain tumblr