Still Here

Did I do grocery pickup today and buy some new chocolate syrup? Did I then take the dregs of the old syrup and pour some milk in it and shake it up to make choccy milk? I sure as shit did. Like I was just gonna throw it away.

Did I get the question on Jeopardy! ab the book of the dead (from ancient Egypt) correct? Ofc I did. Bc I read it. As most 10 yr olds do.

Well it finally happened. Pinterest finally took a stand and banned trump. No more sharing a meandering story about the first time he ate cranberries just to get to the insurrection instructions.

You ever try to dress in a homosexual fashion with a hoodie and a beanie and just end up looking like the eighth dwarf? No? Just checking.

Let me posit a scenario. You’re attending a funeral for your father and/or husband (an immediate family member) tomorrow. You come today to be covid tested Bc you aren’t feeling well. Turns out you are positive. Do you still go to the funeral tomorrow with the knowledge you are infected?

Happiest seasons biggest crime wasn’t the way Harper treated Abby or that her parents made her feel forced to closet herself. It’s biggest crime was choosing that hairstyle for Harper.