erm... what the scallop

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

I love tumblr more than IG bc IG feels like I’m posting looking for a job but on here it’s like I already lost the job and my wife and the house and I’m just sitting on the curb talking to myself

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

microdosing heaven by being awake and literate

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out