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@zerovalencia
Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today
fuck it, i never ever do those âreblog for X, this one really works!â posts, but this one doesnât have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesnât even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future youâll love
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make better choices
So the really fabulous thing about this is that while thereâs two basic theories about how the seals get an eel up their nose, there are also problems with both of them. The first is that the seal is shoving its head in holes in the rocks and the eel panics and goes for what looks like a holeâie a seal nostril. And that would be a great theory, except that seals have what are described as âextremely muscular nostrilsâ because they gotta slam them closed when diving to keep water out.
Which, okay, fine, except that thereâs often like two, three feet of eel INSIDE THE SEAL. The stuff hanging out is just the end of the tail. And eels are astonishingly powerful for their size, true, but so are seal nostrils. (Why am I typing these words? How did my life come to this?)
The other theory, of course, is that they barfed up an eel and it came out their nose instead, but weâre talking a fairly impressive feat that the eel lined up just right to come out the nostrils, and also those are BIG eels. Itâd be kinda like a human puking a spear of asparagus out of their nose. (Why am I typing THESE words, too? Why?)
The remaining theory, which is actually the one ascribed to by the lead scientist on the endangered monk seal project, is that dumb teenage seals are snorting eels at each other for fun. And yâknowâŠI justâŠsure. We live in a world where that wouldnât even be the tenth strangest thing Iâve heard about mammals.
In conclusion, if any young monk seals are following me, Just Say No To Eel.
EXACTLY LIKE THAT probably
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
âIt might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your sideâ
Iâm ready
#iâve been thinking about this a lot lately
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itâs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatâs kinky
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
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This Artist Reimagines Classic Paintings With God As A Black Woman And Theyâre Beautiful
reblog to make the racists big mad
We should be reblogging this to support black artists and black experiences
I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all donât wanna use your name use your username
I am Karma, God of all the time
I am Brianna, God the turrets.
*distant Texan cackling*
I am Arin, god of ya art
I am Mimi, God of the world
I am Crows, god of the day
I am Arch, God of the house.
I am Beck, god of the kids
I am Loukas, god of the time.
I am Ardi, god of the rules
I am Esme, god of the chocolates
hehehehehehhe nice
I am Joxter, God of all of us.
Wait. Hold on. What does that mean?
I am Kai, God of War
Oh fair.
I am Caroline, God of My
wtf
I am Andra, God of a Jedi
Huh
I am Riley, God of my god.
âŠhmmmâŠ
I am Zero, God of my life.
Parenting a baby Groot vsâŠâŠ
420 years ago, on 4/20, the moon was made of weed.
This is the only day you can reblog this. Do it for Weed Moon.
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my coworkers went to NYC over the weekend and brought me back this
ok universe, iâm ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweetÂ
People who wouldnât perform abortions or treat trans patients should probably have chosen a different career
What did we do to deserve Bill Nye
Requested! Tarot Cards + Orange + Fall Towns (plus Pierce the Veil)
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me (cleaning up): holds knife
intrusive thoughts: what if-
me: ok edgelord we get it what if i slit my wrists right now can we please just focus
Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this
Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.
Gosh. I never have thoughts like this
didnt ask but that sounds nice
Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking
Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.
oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I needed this
Me: *standing at a lookout* Itâs so beautiful hereâŠ
Intrusive thoughts: yeah, look at that view, you could just step out into it and youâd probably never feel the impact when you hit the ground 20m belowâŠ
Me: Bitch, donât ruin the view for everyone else. Fucksake.
Me: *doing literally nothing*
Intrusive thoughts: What if-
Me: Canât you just shut the fuck up and chill for once? God damn
Me: *sleeping*
Intrusive dreams: What if-
Me in my dream: OMG Iâm fucking sleeping you ass! Get out of my dream!
This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and youâll never be forced to reblog anything you donât want to ever again!
omg bless
âEver againâ gOOD OKAY.
Yaaaaas!
