dust allergies

Human fingers can detect nano-size objects. This means you not only have the ability to feel a tiny bump the size of a large molecule, but if your finger was the size of Earth, you could determine the difference between a house and a car. Source

Yes, they are fun and adorable and silly

This is their best defense. Rolling over,pretending to be dead with their mouth agape. Basically their the possums of the snake world. 

NO FUCK YOU I’M DEAD

were we playing the same game

Friend: i also love dick

psychic: what the fuck

forgot about my easily irritated Graffiti Cookie and his spraypaint snek for a while 

credit to: ketul

Zoomed in and found this gem

Hello there, observant person!

uh oh

special protected fire hydrant

Bucket

Hello darkness my old friend