[Paradox Project]

It’s been awhile since I’ve gotten Fan Mail.  And you know I love to share them when it happens.

K, Story time:

So playing the Division beta. In the Dark Zone (pvp/pve area). Yuuzuki, for some reason shot me. So I turn and destroyed this weeb. Then I may or may not have emote Jumping Jacks on their dead body. And my buddy, Zeus, stood there emote Clapping. Probably what lead to the boyfriend message. Because I’m a genius, I stood there in the pvp area replying. Yuuzuki respawn during that time, saw me in the open, and got some sweet revenge. Yuuzuki then ran and hid, while I was respawning. The hunt was on. Ended with me, Zeus, and Gun (other friend who we force to play) forcly rushing Yuuzuki, and repeated the destroying of this weeb.

The End.

I could see Deadpool doing a PG-13 version of his movie just to break the barrier more. (There would still be the R version)

*Deadpool walks out of the movie* "Hey kids, this is where Deadpool is really naughty, but I can't show you because your mommy is a *sneezes*. Let's skip over this scene." *fast-forwards the movie* *pause on a scene of Deadpool's butt* "Nope, a little more" *Fast-forwards faster* *Pauses at the end of the movie* "Whoops, too far." *Rewinds to a safe spot*

And other times where it doesn't fast-forward. There would be a shadow like someone was blocking the projector. Including Deadpool doing shadow puppets.

And the whole movie Deadpool is trying to find the perfect spot to say fuck. Then accidentally says it, and gets upset he wasted it.