my first rodeo

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

Ok but pls actually do this people. There is no such thing as a good person. Stop trying to be one and starting trying to do good instead

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

they need to makr it easier to steal from big corporations or me and my unscrupulous ilk are going to have to exclusively target small town small businesses run by sweet little old grandmas

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

linkedin is the world's most popular roleplaying site & everyone on there is playing basically the same character