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I’m so in love with this 😍

Save a life

Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

this means the cops can't kick your door down either

that’s amazing

THIS IS ALSO SCIENCE. SCIENCE ART. THE BEST KIND OF ART.

@kingxfmischief

but everything changed when the fire puppy attacked

i hope all the trans people of color reading this have a wonderful year filled with happiness, safety, and success

i respect this but as a Kirby main what would he be

I hate when you’re like “wow nothing is exciting anymore” and someone pipes up like “it’s called growing up” actually deborah, it’s called major depressive disorder but thanks for your input

i hate when people call certain dog breeds ugly like dogs dont even have a concept of beauty they only understand love and loyalty how could u project the worst of humanity onto something so pure

My cousin is an asst psych professor. Her new boss brought up how male students sometimes challenge female professors. He asked how she handles that: she says ‘hold on: let me take notes’, grabs a pen & paper, and proceeds to take no notes. If he asks why, she says ‘Tell me something I don’t know & I’ll have something to write’; no student has tried twice. Her boss laughed and asked her to mention it at the next staff meeting.

the biggest lie we were told as kids was to respect everyone when the only ppl we should respect are janitors and waitresses. everyone else we should just brawl with