Zenzedi$$$Medicated

It’s a global PANdemic!

I GOT MY OWN PHARMACY, YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS GET FILLED

     I was in Baltimore driving home when I swerved a little on the road while trying to take my jacket off.  I noticed lights from a police car flashing behind me so I pulled over to the side of the road.  I paused and thought about if I had any drugs in my car, quickly remembering the 10 tabs of acid I had on me.  I ate them immediately out of fear, thinking that they were going to search my vehicle.  The officer said to me why he pulled me over and asked me to step out of the car.  One officer searched my vehicle while the other told me that he was going to take me in to perform a breathalyzer test.  By the time we got to the station I started to sweat and rub my thighs because to me, now that I was starting to trip, my pants felt very interesting.  An officer asked me if I had taken anything or done anything other than have two drinks and I said no.  I was totally tripping balls at this point.  I blew a 0.05 on the breathalyzer since I actually did have only two drinks before I started driving.  Since I blew under the legal limit he said they were not going to charge me for anything.  However before they let me leave the officer looked me in my eyes and said to me “Your pupils are the size of dinner plates.”  He asked me again if I had taken any drugs and I once again said no.  Thankfully at this time my friend that I called showed up to take me home and when I saw him I ran up to him and hugged him.  The officers said I was free to go so my friend led me outside where I preceded to vomit violently on the ground.  I looked back and made eye contact with a few of the officers that were watching me through the window, I gave them a quick shrug and hopped into my friends car.  

I got so high. (Throwback Thursday)

Like what’s it gonna be today? Complete starvation or 3000 calories? I know as much as you, bitch ;)

Valium 10mg 3xs daily Adderall 30mg 2xs daily

It’s too easy you see To swallow more than you need, To disappear into a cloud Of codeine and ecstasy, Problems don’t exist when you’re up in the air You just soar on through, Wings floating above despair.