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the diamond boots stay on during sex, babe. can't take the mineshaft? can't take my shaft.

Permission to murder you?

granted

games done quick

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really sorry to hear you’re so sad my friend. I hope you figure it out and find happiness one day :)

proud of you. life can get hard for everyone sometimes but it’s all about finding the good in things and having people around to help. I hope things only get better from here on out!

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

who wants to see my all time favourite official neopets art?

Girls night

Whenever I buy a lotto ticket I always play Communismkills’s mom’s social security number from that one time she was doxxed

Real funny.

This is maybe the funniest possible outcome for this question

hi tumblr community . genuine question from a concerned mother , my toddler son is 2 ft tall that boy is getting NO hoes fr fr what do i do ? any other mothers with similar experiences ? Please reach out