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he aint a load bearer for nothin... carrying the load that is his giant conjunx

Shockwave #32,,,, evil thoughts

Continuation of the ‘headcanons’ that turned into just like a full on fanfiction. Suggested by @i-starcreamed: Swerve + a human liaison who starts off as quiet and distant. We’re jumping over to Swerve’s POV now :3

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THIS was supposed to be a short list of headcanons to repay noted Swerve Enjoyer @i-starcreamed​ for all their writing. But. Um. This is actually part 1 of at least 3, and it’s already at … 1,500 words. So, uh, below the readmore, my take on Swerve with a human liaison who starts out as distant and quiet.

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ohhh elita how you are so often mishandled <3 love u queen.

oops! all birds

[AU where you're on Earth and whatnot lol. Writing this cause I'm also having a rough time, I wish silly giant robots were real </3]

When Swerve got a message from his favorite human asking for him to come over in the middle of the night, he was not anticipating them to enter his alt mode on the verge of tears. Sensing the deep feeling, he decided to make the rare decision to not crack a joke immediately. “You good, buddy?” Swerve asked softly. The human’s face scrunched up, and they quickly turned to hide their expression. Then they let out a sniffle, “nooo”. The rearview mirror tilted slightly, seatbelt tightening around them. “What happened? ERRR– I mean if you don’t want to talk about it, that’s okay too,” he started. He was stopped by a stifled sob. 

“I dunno.. I just.. I don’t feel alright at all,” you let out another sniffle, and Swerve felt a stray tear patter down onto his seatbelt. Well, he’s definitely been there. “Is there anything you’d like to do? Would you want to go on a ride?” he offered. Sometimes you just need a distraction. Just to do something– anything– to take your mind off it. Or at least, that's what Swerve thought would help. He’s definitely not a stranger to such feelings, and sometimes reading, driving around, or making little trinkets out of metal would help. But with the tears in your eyes, he thought riding around might be the best option. You gave a small nod, and he carefully left your driveway. Neither of you had a particular place to go in mind, but that was okay. After a while of driving, the rumbling and purring of his engine made your eyes grow heavy, tears slowly ceasing. Even if you still didn't feel the best, at least you felt a lot less alone in the warm, rumbly comfort of your bot.

|| I've had this sitting around since December, so I polished it up. I also haven't written for him in a while. Sorry it's so short. Enjoy! ||

🔞 MINORS DNI 🔞

the moment I made rodimus he immediately fell in love with minimus for some reason ... as much as I love minirod I'm aiming for MINIMEGS IN THIS SAVE FILE LMFAOOO

I'm lying nobody said that to me ever and it was actually all in my head. Sorry for lying. I'll probably lie again before this issue is fixed.

Here's my swagnus doodles!

Bonus IDW characters for being here

my fat fuck chud son the swervester from @madamadamiu’s lost light cat shelter AU

I had the idea to make himb when the Ultra Magnus plushie was announced, and my ass went, “Hey you know how to sew, make the Swerveling” Thus a nearly six month project was born

I learned a few things like how to machine embroider, and it allowed me go make little beans on his feets

and the best part

he speaks.

of course i had to put a squeaker in the most yapper cat what kind of person would i be if i didnt??

Anyways Ill try to get a coherent pattern out so you too can make your own Swerveling at home. 💜