Ive been messing around with incorrect quotes because there is no joy in miscommunication smp and i've found some that are at least mildly funny to my broken humor that i wanted to share with yall
Graecie: Relationships should be 50/50. Zam cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
Zam: Oh gosh I wish I got more sleep I only got six hours!
Sausage: Six? I only got three!
Legs: You guys got sleep?
Graecie, comes stumbling out of their room and grabs a jug of coffee before saying: What year is it??
Legs: can i have a serious talk with you?
Zam: so long as its not about tampons because i do NOT understand those
Graecie: You know, people treat me like a god.
Graecie: They ignore my existence unless they need something
Graecie: Everything’s fine, Sausage.
Sausage: Graecie, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE.
Sausage: Something tells me Legs is going to be a bit more unhinged today...
Legs, holding a lit match and a bag of cheetos: Leave me be, Graecie isn't awake to stop me, I'm going feral.
Graecie: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
Sausage: Those are bones, Graecie.
Graecie: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.