dont worry im just velveting

** This is the second campaign because the person who helped me in the first campaign suspended his account.💔😔

Hi, I am not well. Can you help us with $50 to buy food after fasting for 15 hours? I swear we haven't eaten well for days. Please don't ignore me. Don't close the message without thinking of us. We need support. We need hope. We need life. We have nothing but prayers, but we need you for our survival. 😭💔

Uma Musume style horsegirls introduced to the Forgotten Realms; setting's lore revised so that they've always been there.

Advancement rules now stipulate per-session XP bonus based on lifetime D&D Beyond purchase history.

Compendium of exclusive feat trees for specific gender and sexual identities. Bisexuality receives no feats of its own, being mechanically implemented as "half gay"; the resulting synergies are disgusting.

Editorial error in revised Dungeon Master's Guide accidentally refers to Dungeon Masters as Hasbro's employees.

"Noble savage" coding of barbarian class walked back, refocused on European folkloric touchstones such as the Ulster Cycle; all barbarian characters become Irish stereotypes.

AI-based DM service trained exclusively on work of Ed Greenwood launched; withdrawn a week later citing "guiderail issues".

Expanded discussion of navigating player expectations frames "not showing up at all" as a valid playstyle.

No you can't all choose darkness. Or shadows. Because either you're joining the bad guys or you're going full chuuni with that option. Pick again.

Crystal? Good stuff, can't fault a classic.

Water? Girl, ok but let's work on that self esteem. Where's your main character energy? Water is sidekick stuff.

Can you- sorry? Did you ask for your element to be *guns?* Are you Rob Liefeld? I don't care what Homura did, you're supposed to be healing hearts and fighting darkness, not capping asses. Back in line.

BDS- wait what?! You can't do that on this show. I don't care what kinds of magical girls you're gushing over! And no whips!

Yeesh. Ok then. Who's next? You want... the endless void? Goddess dammit, no chuuni stuff! You're getting stars.

Who else? You want fire? Just regular fire, not all-consuming hellfire, not flames of lust? Finally! Take two.

two 1998 Polish stamps released for Valentine’s Day