KONNAKOL 🌪️

which project are you the most proud of? i feel like i should watch your entire filmography, but i have a feeling that would take me quite a while, wouldn't it? hit me with the best stuff.

i know i'm an idiot and sometimes i say things in interviews or podcasts that i probably shouldn't, but my heart feels a little lighter today and i just wanted to tell you something. you're truly an incredible person and i feel so lucky that khai has you as her mum. i always thought this whole co-parenting thing would be incredibly difficult, but you somehow make it feel easy, i really appreciate that.

i was so excited when i saw that we'd be in the same city in october! then i found out i'll be there on the 14th and you'll be there on the 30th, which means there's absolutely no chance of me making it to your show. my heart is broken.

i know i've thanked you more than once, but i don't think i'll ever get tired of saying it. thank you for agreeing to collaborate with me. because of you, khai is convinced she's got the coolest dad in the world, and honestly, that's a pretty amazing gift. i don't know if i can ever repay the favour, but if there's ever anything you need, no matter how small, i'm here for you.

i remember when my team followed jungkook on instagram and the fans completely lost their minds. i think if i ever mentioned that i'd like to collaborate with you lads one day, the reaction would be absolutely surreal, no? think it's time for me to tweet something.

how did you feel when justin bieber randomly posted a photo of you on his instagram? fucking hell, i think i would've put my account on private immediately & then never check my dms ever again. dealing with his fans? maybe in another fucking life.

i had never watched camp rock in my entire life until khai came along. and what can i say? i'm extremely disappointed that i was never invited to be part of camp rock 3. i think everyone missed out on a huge opportunity there, i could've shown up for 5 minutes, sung a questionable amount of backup vocals and completely changed the trajectory of the franchise. instead, i had to discover the masterpiece years later through a child. life can be cruel sometimes.

so tell me something, zendaya... how much would it cost to get you to star in one of my music videos? i'm asking because i think it's important that we discuss these things before i become too attached to the idea. would i have to pay you an outrageous amount of money? would i need to call in every favor i've ever earned in this industry? or could i convince you with a decent song and the promise that i wouldn't make the filming process completely unbearable? because i'm not going to lie, i think you'd make every scene look about ten times better just by being there.