🪻 Zelda Hyrule 🪻

You want some pie?

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⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

Of course! I'll tell him, I have a looooot of things I have to tell him anyways!

Mhm... That's interesting, yeah, and it matches what we know about the Evils... I'll tell Captain about what we know about the Evils, maybe he could draw some conclusions about it.

Oh! No, no, I haven't. One of the anons directly said that I was safe for the moment, I don't know what does he mean but... Meh! I'm perfectly fine.

That would be a huge help…If possible, do you think me and the Captain could meet one day? I believe he would be a huge contribution to this research.

Ha, that’s relieving…Keep hearty elixirs with you at all times, just in case.

Mhm... Yeah! Sure, why not? *nods a few times* Captain wouldn't mind! He likes to talk and get information! I guess you can go whenever you want, he won't be busy now! <3

Of course! I'm a little short on potions right now, but I have a couple and some bandages. I'll be fine! A stab isn't going to stop me anyways.

Haha, I know it won’t. Although, if you ever need anything, feel free to come to me or Hateno! The folk here are quite friendly and don’t mind lending a helping hand every now and then, it’s thanks to them that we’re getting the school project built! And, I also have quite the stock in me and Link’s home, so don’t feel shy to stop by should you ever want or need to.

Thank you! I’ll be sure to tell you if I ever do end up needing something, Mask. 😊

Oh! I don't have a recipe- the thing is I was traying to cook, yup, but I don't know how I did it..? I was trying to make Ledge's pie recipe but didn't have the ingredients and substituted it. I'll try to put it all back together so I can do it again and show you, okay?

And…Ledge?

Yup! He's.. Legend? Although there are several Legend... I think his friends call him Logos..? The one who was trying to adopt everyone..?

Oooh-..! I-... Actually I don't really get it... Aren't we all supposed to be taught by fairies? I thought that if someone knew how to read and write it was because his fairy taught him before leaving...?

Well, that's interesting... It's like-.. like if you're saying that bathing has nothing to do with growing up! *puts hand to chin* Well, that's a very exaggerated example, we all know they are related... But I think the point is understood.

[Ah, that was quic-]

[.]

[…Pff, nevermind. Oh Mask you silly boy.]

Well, faeries are fairly rare to come across in our era, and they run away from anyone but the koroks and the other faeries when they notice them. So, we take matters into own hands and the elderly teach the young ones.

[She then raises her index finger, pointing at the sky as she gets ready for the disclaimer.]

But, not all information from everyone is entirely accurate, even if they are experienced. So, instead of the responsibility of giving out knowledge falling on the older ones, we decided to make a school so the children can be taught by a teacher Sheikah! In the foreseeable future, I’d like for there to be two teachers, but for now only one will do.

[She put her hands on her hips, and got ready to say something else entirely, until Mask’s words reached her mind, and she paused, expression freezing in place as her eyes shot open.]

…Well, [She began, quickly pulling herself together. Woah, there is SO much to teach Mask… He’s definitely getting enrolled in the school.] Bathing does have nothing with growing up. You bathe to stay clean, and you’ll still grow even if you do not bathe regularly- Link is a walking example of that.

*stays silent while thinking, looking at the grass before smiling slyly, like a child who has just learned a secret would smile* Oh-... I get it. The problem isn't your Hyrule, it's you guys. *nods a couple of times* You guys did something to upset the Great Fairies, I'm sure.

*when he sees her raise her finger and point to the sky, he looks up confused, but when she starts to speak, he understands that it was just an expressive movement, so he crosses his arms while he listens, nodding while listening to the information being given, or at least, until the subject of water is brought up, which makes him display a confused grimace*

No? You're wrong. We're alive like plants and we grow like them, only we need more time and water to grow, so unlike them, rain is not enough. *began to explain, arms crossed in confusion* So we have to shower and drink a lot of water...

Besides, no offense, but your Link isn't a good example of someone growing up, so that just proves my point. *he says calmly, raising an eyebrow, challenging her to tell him otherwise* When I was seventeen, I was taller than him. Your Link needs to drink water and bathe more, ma'am.

[…]

[…Well, that’s mostly the Calamity’s fault, actually.]

I’m pretty sure no Faeries would be comfortable wandering around and about with Monsters and Guardians around every corner. Alas, we are currently working on repairing our bonds across Hyrule as a whole, and I’d say that they seemed pretty willing to chat and were lovely to speak with! I didn’t sense any hesitation or repulsion at all, but I’ll check that through with Cotera or Miju, just in case.

[She listens intently to every word, nodding alongside every now and then.] Drinking water is a necessity indeed, but bathing isn’t. Your body consumed the water through your mouth, while plants don’t have a mouth, so they use their leaves instead to absorb the water. They also pull nutrients from the dirt with their roots and consume it through their roots…But, we instead use our mouths to eat food- which contains protein-, so you also have to eat food.

In conclusion, [She clears her throat.] while for plants drinking and bathing is the same thing, it isn’t for us Hylians. I’m sure that goes for the Kokiri, too. Bathing in water, in our sense, is done to clean yourself, while drinking water is so you can grow, as you said! However, you also need to eat nutrient foods to grow, as water can’t help you grow on its own.

[She perks up once Mask mentions her Link, and she doesn’t even trust to hide her chuckle at the others words. Well, what can she say? Mask’s telling the truth.] Guess he’s just got the short end of the stick.

You want some pie?

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⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

Of course! I'll tell him, I have a looooot of things I have to tell him anyways!

Mhm... That's interesting, yeah, and it matches what we know about the Evils... I'll tell Captain about what we know about the Evils, maybe he could draw some conclusions about it.

Oh! No, no, I haven't. One of the anons directly said that I was safe for the moment, I don't know what does he mean but... Meh! I'm perfectly fine.

That would be a huge help…If possible, do you think me and the Captain could meet one day? I believe he would be a huge contribution to this research.

Ha, that’s relieving…Keep hearty elixirs with you at all times, just in case.

Mhm... Yeah! Sure, why not? *nods a few times* Captain wouldn't mind! He likes to talk and get information! I guess you can go whenever you want, he won't be busy now! <3

Of course! I'm a little short on potions right now, but I have a couple and some bandages. I'll be fine! A stab isn't going to stop me anyways.

Haha, I know it won’t. Although, if you ever need anything, feel free to come to me or Hateno! The folk here are quite friendly and don’t mind lending a helping hand every now and then, it’s thanks to them that we’re getting the school project built! And, I also have quite the stock in me and Link’s home, so don’t feel shy to stop by should you ever want or need to.

Thank you! I’ll be sure to tell you if I ever do end up needing something, Mask. 😊

Oh! I don't have a recipe- the thing is I was traying to cook, yup, but I don't know how I did it..? I was trying to make Ledge's pie recipe but didn't have the ingredients and substituted it. I'll try to put it all back together so I can do it again and show you, okay?

And…Ledge?

Yup! He's.. Legend? Although there are several Legend... I think his friends call him Logos..? The one who was trying to adopt everyone..?

Oooh-..! I-... Actually I don't really get it... Aren't we all supposed to be taught by fairies? I thought that if someone knew how to read and write it was because his fairy taught him before leaving...?

Well, that's interesting... It's like-.. like if you're saying that bathing has nothing to do with growing up! *puts hand to chin* Well, that's a very exaggerated example, we all know they are related... But I think the point is understood.

[Ah, that was quic-]

[.]

[…Pff, nevermind. Oh Mask you silly boy.]

Well, faeries are fairly rare to come across in our era, and they run away from anyone but the koroks and the other faeries when they notice them. So, we take matters into own hands and the elderly teach the young ones.

[She then raises her index finger, pointing at the sky as she gets ready for the disclaimer.]

But, not all information from everyone is entirely accurate, even if they are experienced. So, instead of the responsibility of giving out knowledge falling on the older ones, we decided to make a school so the children can be taught by a teacher Sheikah! In the foreseeable future, I’d like for there to be two teachers, but for now only one will do.

[She put her hands on her hips, and got ready to say something else entirely, until Mask’s words reached her mind, and she paused, expression freezing in place as her eyes shot open.]

…Well, [She began, quickly pulling herself together. Woah, there is SO much to teach Mask… He’s definitely getting enrolled in the school.] Bathing does have nothing with growing up. You bathe to stay clean, and you’ll still grow even if you do not bathe regularly- Link is a walking example of that.

You want some pie?

.

⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

Of course! I'll tell him, I have a looooot of things I have to tell him anyways!

Mhm... That's interesting, yeah, and it matches what we know about the Evils... I'll tell Captain about what we know about the Evils, maybe he could draw some conclusions about it.

Oh! No, no, I haven't. One of the anons directly said that I was safe for the moment, I don't know what does he mean but... Meh! I'm perfectly fine.

That would be a huge help…If possible, do you think me and the Captain could meet one day? I believe he would be a huge contribution to this research.

Ha, that’s relieving…Keep hearty elixirs with you at all times, just in case.

Mhm... Yeah! Sure, why not? *nods a few times* Captain wouldn't mind! He likes to talk and get information! I guess you can go whenever you want, he won't be busy now! <3

Of course! I'm a little short on potions right now, but I have a couple and some bandages. I'll be fine! A stab isn't going to stop me anyways.

Haha, I know it won’t. Although, if you ever need anything, feel free to come to me or Hateno! The folk here are quite friendly and don’t mind lending a helping hand every now and then, it’s thanks to them that we’re getting the school project built! And, I also have quite the stock in me and Link’s home, so don’t feel shy to stop by should you ever want or need to.

Thank you! I’ll be sure to tell you if I ever do end up needing something, Mask. 😊

Oh! I don't have a recipe- the thing is I was traying to cook, yup, but I don't know how I did it..? I was trying to make Ledge's pie recipe but didn't have the ingredients and substituted it. I'll try to put it all back together so I can do it again and show you, okay?

And…Ledge?

You want some pie?

.

⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

Of course! I'll tell him, I have a looooot of things I have to tell him anyways!

Mhm... That's interesting, yeah, and it matches what we know about the Evils... I'll tell Captain about what we know about the Evils, maybe he could draw some conclusions about it.

Oh! No, no, I haven't. One of the anons directly said that I was safe for the moment, I don't know what does he mean but... Meh! I'm perfectly fine.

That would be a huge help…If possible, do you think me and the Captain could meet one day? I believe he would be a huge contribution to this research.

Ha, that’s relieving…Keep hearty elixirs with you at all times, just in case.

Mhm... Yeah! Sure, why not? *nods a few times* Captain wouldn't mind! He likes to talk and get information! I guess you can go whenever you want, he won't be busy now! <3

Of course! I'm a little short on potions right now, but I have a couple and some bandages. I'll be fine! A stab isn't going to stop me anyways.

Haha, I know it won’t. Although, if you ever need anything, feel free to come to me or Hateno! The folk here are quite friendly and don’t mind lending a helping hand every now and then, it’s thanks to them that we’re getting the school project built! And, I also have quite the stock in me and Link’s home, so don’t feel shy to stop by should you ever want or need to.

Thank you! I’ll be sure to tell you if I ever do end up needing something, Mask. 😊

You want some pie?

.

⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

Of course! I'll tell him, I have a looooot of things I have to tell him anyways!

Mhm... That's interesting, yeah, and it matches what we know about the Evils... I'll tell Captain about what we know about the Evils, maybe he could draw some conclusions about it.

Oh! No, no, I haven't. One of the anons directly said that I was safe for the moment, I don't know what does he mean but... Meh! I'm perfectly fine.

That would be a huge help…If possible, do you think me and the Captain could meet one day? I believe he would be a huge contribution to this research.

Ha, that’s relieving…Keep hearty elixirs with you at all times, just in case.

You want some pie?

.

⛼ @mask-link

I’d love some pie! What type of pie is it? 😊

Yeah, yeah, i'm-... Well, it's complicated but you can say i'm pretty fine! I've found Captain!!! <3

Oh, really? I’m so relieved…It’s so nice to hear that you’re doing fine! Tell the Captain that I said hi.

Haha, that’s fine. I haven’t really found much either, but I did I find out that while most are just chaotic evil, there are some of them out there that are evil by definition. Like Evil…er, me. Apparently. And Evil Echo, I believe. She seems mostly mentally distressed and unstable rather than being truly evil, but her intentions aren’t really pure either…

(@evillwild2)

For a friend, eh?

[She asks, but sighs and shakes her head, not dwelling on his lie longer. Looks like lying about injuries is the same with the Evil counterpart of her Link. The only problem is that the Evil one is rather more horrible at lying.]

- @evil-urbosa

[Zelda nervously glances away, but still keeps on a smile. A strained smile, but a gentle smile nonetheless. I mean, it’d be pretty hard to smile normally when you’re currently with the Evil version of your dead Mother Figure.]

That would alter his timeline if he were to put the sword down because of you,

[She begins, nervousness washing away as her research resurfaces to the front of her mind.]

And, he’s…He used to believe that he was bound to the sword. There’s no separating him and the Master Sword, he’s one with the weapon.

[She says, voice gradually getting quieter and sadder. This is quite the sensitive topic, but she trusts the Evils to not exploit it or try to manipulate the Knight with it. Or, she wants to trust them, more than she actually does.]