I'm done with existence. I'm done with good and evil.
Soon.
Soon you will all have a blissful nonexistence.
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@evil-echo
I'm done with existence. I'm done with good and evil.
Soon.
Soon you will all have a blissful nonexistence.

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*Brings you a bag of shattered pots and evil (?) Boots. He's helping, he broke a bunch of pots and now they don't exist... he has the spirit (?) If nothing else*
- @luherooflegend
.....Okay so, what do we do with these?
[She wants to yell at you for being dumb, but you're a baby god. She gets it. Though her ascension was much faster and- very different.]
...
Throw?
*He guesses you can throw things at rude people. He likes to throw stuff at knights. He frowns, switching back to the language of the gods.*
We can hurl them at assholes? The boots are mine though.
[She lets out a small huff of air at that proposal. That's sure a suggestion! And that language feels so natural!]
Sure, I guess we may as well keep these.
[Morale is high after killing a god.]
*Brings you a bag of shattered pots and evil (?) Boots. He's helping, he broke a bunch of pots and now they don't exist... he has the spirit (?) If nothing else*
- @luherooflegend
.....Okay so, what do we do with these?
[She wants to yell at you for being dumb, but you're a baby god. She gets it. Though her ascension was much faster and- very different.]
Stupid nonsensical forest... I think it's here--
Princess! It's evil to finally meet you in person once again! I apologize for my extended absence
- @evil-lu-rift
I have been absent myself for.... Quite a while. Do not forest about your absence.
...I was unaware that becoming a god took time.
Still, I should have made a bigger effort to come and support you, as I am meant to do...
... Wait, god? Your highness, what do you mean by that?
It is as simple as I fought and killed a god. It was a... Rather weak god, but I'll manage to make its power stronger.
... Wow, I suppose you didn't need me as much as I thought, that's amazing princess
With this new power of yours our goal must be closer to reach. May I ask, do you know what you can do now? It could be useful to be aware of your new abilities
I am uncertain of my new capabilities. However, they are likely not very convenient. This god was... An interesting sort.
Stupid nonsensical forest... I think it's here--
Princess! It's evil to finally meet you in person once again! I apologize for my extended absence
- @evil-lu-rift
I have been absent myself for.... Quite a while. Do not forest about your absence.
...I was unaware that becoming a god took time.
Still, I should have made a bigger effort to come and support you, as I am meant to do...
... Wait, god? Your highness, what do you mean by that?
It is as simple as I fought and killed a god. It was a... Rather weak god, but I'll manage to make its power stronger.

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Stupid nonsensical forest... I think it's here--
Princess! It's evil to finally meet you in person once again! I apologize for my extended absence
- @evil-lu-rift
I have been absent myself for.... Quite a while. Do not forest about your absence.
...I was unaware that becoming a god took time.
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh? what kind of power?
That of a god
I- am very new to the use of said power
Ah, youll get the hang of it.
in the meantime ill go get more allies and more power.
do you still have your hero? or is he standing in opposition to you?
Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond
@evil-lu-rift are you around?
Ah- Princess? Hello? Oh finally got news from you, your highness! What is it that I am needed for?
Excellent, we have a new ally for our cause.
Ahh delightful news to have, may I ask who is this new ally?
Ah, our new ally is @evilfirstlu that you see right here
Greetings.
An honor to meet you, the first hero I suppose? If the princess decided to have you as an ally I asume you have a similar goal to ours, correct?
Actually, I approached your princess and became her ally. But yes, I do have similar goals. I look forward to accomplishing them with you.
Great, the more help for our cause the easier it would be.
That's why i suggest we look for more people to assist us.
Hmm... That's an evil suggestion, there must be more people that think like us
@evil-echo What do you say princess?
As much as I dislike assistance, I must admit that this objective is difficult to obtain alone, so very well.
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh? what kind of power?
That of a god
I- am very new to the use of said power
Ah, youll get the hang of it.
in the meantime ill go get more allies and more power.
do you still have your hero? or is he standing in opposition to you?
Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond
@evil-lu-rift are you around?
Ah- Princess? Hello? Oh finally got news from you, your highness! What is it that I am needed for?
Excellent, we have a new ally for our cause.
Ahh delightful news to have, may I ask who is this new ally?
Ah, our new ally is @evilfirstlu that you see right here
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh? what kind of power?
That of a god
I- am very new to the use of said power
Ah, youll get the hang of it.
in the meantime ill go get more allies and more power.
do you still have your hero? or is he standing in opposition to you?
Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond
@evil-lu-rift are you around?
Ah- Princess? Hello? Oh finally got news from you, your highness! What is it that I am needed for?
Excellent, we have a new ally for our cause.
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh? what kind of power?
That of a god
I- am very new to the use of said power
Ah, youll get the hang of it.
in the meantime ill go get more allies and more power.
do you still have your hero? or is he standing in opposition to you?
Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond
@evil-lu-rift are you around?

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oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh? what kind of power?
That of a god
I- am very new to the use of said power
i just got the actual hero of the wild on our side.
it appears the end of everything is closer than i believed.
are you excited?
Perfect, it seems our goal is much closer in reach than I had originally assumed
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
well i assumed you had connections with null
even if you don't, however, i am in the good graces of Demise. I will go consult him now. Stand by for more information.
Very well.
Unfortunately, Null had died before I had the opportunity to consult it.
However, I have recently gained power that should be helpful in our pursuit.
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?
that was the plan
Perfect. Do you have a plan of execution?
oh absolutely nothing matters
Precisely. Will you assist me in getting rid of everything?

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@evil-echo
i hope you aren't thinking of eating me i assure you i taste very bad
[She has been searching for weeks now. She knows what she needs. And she's prepared. She's even been taking care of herself recently so she'll be in her best condition.]
[The moment she read that book, she got to training. Her sword fighter mode is much improved. She can hold it for much, much longer now. And her echoes are stronger. She can create more of them at once.]
[She even stocked up on smoothies. She's ready.]
..Who might you be?
hello! i'm not exactly sure who i am honestly i'm. a god. of cannibalism
yes i think that's what i am. cannibalism. that makes sense
who are you
[A God of cannibalism, huh? ...well, not quite what she was looking for. But.. any god should work.]
It doesn't matter who I am.
[She extends out her staff, ready to fight.]
All that matters here is that you're a god.
w.what
this is a bit sudden don't you think?
i've never done anything to you?
You haven't done anything, that's correct. What you have and haven't done doesn't matter.
[She immediately sends out four peahats. She'll start easy. Let this God let their guard down.]
[the cannibalism god unhinges its jaw to a degree which should not be possible under any laws of physics, but cannibalism god (tm) doesn't care about physics]
[and eats all of your peahats]
[because peahats do not exist to be eaten and taste kind of terrible but fuck them✨✨]
please explain what you are doing i do not understand this situation
[She stares at sume incredulously. What the hell?? Con just ate all her peahats like it was nothing! ....God of cannibalism. Right. She should've expected that. Con is bound to eat things.]
Why? I don't need to explain anything.
[She won't let sume get to her. Sure, con ate the peahats, but will con be able to eat something from far away??]
[She summons 9 octorocks, making sure she stays at a distance.]
[cannibalism god sticks out cons tongue like a fucking chameleon (because of COURSE they can do that what did you expect honestly) and consumes the octoroks. how are they doing this. where are the octoroks even going? no one knows]
you are attacking me for no discernible reason? at least be polite about it! i am very confused right now!
I am not here to be polite. I'm here to kill you.
[She might as well admit it.]
[She summons a lynel and another peahat. The both charge towards the god.]
just because you're here to kill me doesn't mean you can't tell me why! it doesn't mean i won't let you! although i won't because i don't want to die
[lynels are scary :( it isn't completely sure if it's able to fit one inside its mouth, honestly. it probably is? maybe?]
[it's willing to try]
[This lynel is large, it charges towards the god, claymore in the air and aiming for its head.]
[The peahat attacks at its side.]
AUGH
STOP!! ><
[it catches the claymore in its mouth, but it's not at an angle where it can swallow it. it doesn't appear to be severely harmed, though]
[She's nowhere in your immediate vision. The peahat and lynel served as a distraction while she swerved behind the god.]
[Her staff transforms into a sword, and she attempts to drive it into your back.]
[your attempt is successful. its body.. pulsates? weirdly when you impale it]
aAUAUAUAUGHHG
WTF
WHY
OWwww what the FUCK
[She only pushes her sword in further. This God is annoying. She needs it to die.]
[it's never been stabbed before but from what con knows of the world this isn't a normal occurrence. probably]
[it feels like you shouldn't be doing this. it just doesn't seem socially appropriate!]
[once it becomes clear you're not going to stop, cons scream quiets to a whine]
[it doesn't want to die. it doesn't know if that's possible, but it seems like a bad thing]
[it still.. really hurts]
[...]
[She rips her sword out of con's in chest, only to stab it in again. She doesn't care about being careful. This God will die.]
[It didn't even put up much of a fight. She was expecting to at least be injured.]
[wait. it knows where you are now]
[con twists its head around, insofar as it has a head, and wraps its jaws around your entire head. the inside of its mouth is surprisingly cold and wet for a. for a mouth]
[you do not want to be experiencing this. it's completely absurd that you have to be experiencing this
[its grip is still weaker than it should be, at least.]
[anyway, you have a job to do]
[Oh. Well this is incredibly uncomfortable. She tries to maneuver out of your mouth, but she realizes that your teeth are clamped directly over her neck.]
[She pulls her sword out of your back. She can't see, but she can guess. Her arm wraps around to your front, and she attempts to stab you there.]
[it would ask why you keep stabbing it, but it's become clear you're not going to give an answer and anyway it can't really talk with your head in its mouth]
[being stabbed still hurts though! it really would love an explanation]
[it bites down harder. hopefully this situation will end soon, you don't taste that good]
[It's... Incredibly dark. And cold. And wet in your mouth. Not a place for a princess to be. There's also not a lot of oxygen in here, the way things are starting to feel weird is making that increasingly clear.]
[She gasps when you bite down harder, drawing blood. It only now registers that stabbing doesn't seem to be enough? Well, she needs backup.]
[She pulls her sword out of your front and lets it reform into her rod. She summons a level 3 darknut. Her rod becomes a sword again, and she plunges it back in.]
[this is probably bad! it had never been stabbed before this and it thinks it would have preferred to not be stabbed ever]
[it seems like it would be a good idea to leave this situation. unfortunately it doesn't really know how and thinking is a bit hard, especially when its mouth is full]
[well, it knows how to deal with that problem at least!]
[it unhinges its jaw a tiny bit further and tries its absolute best to swallow your head. it's a difficult task, considering the rest of your body is also attached to your head, but it tries very hard.]
[Hopefully the darknut has approached. She can only hope it has started to attack. Because this is bad.]
[She can feel the way you're trying to pull her off the ground and fully into your mouth. She'll try her best to fight this, but she's starting to get a bit fearful.]
[it yelps and its grip on your neck relaxes a little as it feels something cut into it. con would bite down again quickly, but you get something of an opening to escape, although a very short one]
[its efforts to entirely swallow you seem to have stopped, at least for now]
[She attempts to pull her head out. But she didn't move fast enough, and her head remains in your clutches.]
[At the first success, the darknut swings again, and again at you.]
[con winces in pain every time it gets hit, trying to kick the darknut away somehow but mostly failing. eventually it realizes it's going to have to let go of you to fight it]
[it's a shame. you taste good and it doesn't want to stop biting you but OW]
[...it can eat you later. once it's not being attacked anymore]
[Still, the darknut swings, and she tries her best to get out of your grasp. She will make sure you die. She just has to- get out of your mouth first!]
[OW]
[it really doesn't want to keep getting hurt like this. it should let you go.]
[it very very reluctantly spits you out, then quickly turns and swallows the darknut]
[She stumbles back quickly. It's a relief to finally escape your mouth. Now, it's time she makes sure you die. The darknut disappears into dark flecks when you swallow it.]
[Unfortunately for you, she simply summons another one.]
@evil-echo
i hope you aren't thinking of eating me i assure you i taste very bad
[She has been searching for weeks now. She knows what she needs. And she's prepared. She's even been taking care of herself recently so she'll be in her best condition.]
[The moment she read that book, she got to training. Her sword fighter mode is much improved. She can hold it for much, much longer now. And her echoes are stronger. She can create more of them at once.]
[She even stocked up on smoothies. She's ready.]
..Who might you be?
hello! i'm not exactly sure who i am honestly i'm. a god. of cannibalism
yes i think that's what i am. cannibalism. that makes sense
who are you
[A God of cannibalism, huh? ...well, not quite what she was looking for. But.. any god should work.]
It doesn't matter who I am.
[She extends out her staff, ready to fight.]
All that matters here is that you're a god.
w.what
this is a bit sudden don't you think?
i've never done anything to you?
You haven't done anything, that's correct. What you have and haven't done doesn't matter.
[She immediately sends out four peahats. She'll start easy. Let this God let their guard down.]
[the cannibalism god unhinges its jaw to a degree which should not be possible under any laws of physics, but cannibalism god (tm) doesn't care about physics]
[and eats all of your peahats]
[because peahats do not exist to be eaten and taste kind of terrible but fuck them✨✨]
please explain what you are doing i do not understand this situation
[She stares at sume incredulously. What the hell?? Con just ate all her peahats like it was nothing! ....God of cannibalism. Right. She should've expected that. Con is bound to eat things.]
Why? I don't need to explain anything.
[She won't let sume get to her. Sure, con ate the peahats, but will con be able to eat something from far away??]
[She summons 9 octorocks, making sure she stays at a distance.]
[cannibalism god sticks out cons tongue like a fucking chameleon (because of COURSE they can do that what did you expect honestly) and consumes the octoroks. how are they doing this. where are the octoroks even going? no one knows]
you are attacking me for no discernible reason? at least be polite about it! i am very confused right now!
I am not here to be polite. I'm here to kill you.
[She might as well admit it.]
[She summons a lynel and another peahat. The both charge towards the god.]
just because you're here to kill me doesn't mean you can't tell me why! it doesn't mean i won't let you! although i won't because i don't want to die
[lynels are scary :( it isn't completely sure if it's able to fit one inside its mouth, honestly. it probably is? maybe?]
[it's willing to try]
[This lynel is large, it charges towards the god, claymore in the air and aiming for its head.]
[The peahat attacks at its side.]
AUGH
STOP!! ><
[it catches the claymore in its mouth, but it's not at an angle where it can swallow it. it doesn't appear to be severely harmed, though]
[She's nowhere in your immediate vision. The peahat and lynel served as a distraction while she swerved behind the god.]
[Her staff transforms into a sword, and she attempts to drive it into your back.]
[your attempt is successful. its body.. pulsates? weirdly when you impale it]
aAUAUAUAUGHHG
WTF
WHY
OWwww what the FUCK
[She only pushes her sword in further. This God is annoying. She needs it to die.]
[it's never been stabbed before but from what con knows of the world this isn't a normal occurrence. probably]
[it feels like you shouldn't be doing this. it just doesn't seem socially appropriate!]
[once it becomes clear you're not going to stop, cons scream quiets to a whine]
[it doesn't want to die. it doesn't know if that's possible, but it seems like a bad thing]
[it still.. really hurts]
[...]
[She rips her sword out of con's in chest, only to stab it in again. She doesn't care about being careful. This God will die.]
[It didn't even put up much of a fight. She was expecting to at least be injured.]
[wait. it knows where you are now]
[con twists its head around, insofar as it has a head, and wraps its jaws around your entire head. the inside of its mouth is surprisingly cold and wet for a. for a mouth]
[you do not want to be experiencing this. it's completely absurd that you have to be experiencing this
[its grip is still weaker than it should be, at least.]
[anyway, you have a job to do]
[Oh. Well this is incredibly uncomfortable. She tries to maneuver out of your mouth, but she realizes that your teeth are clamped directly over her neck.]
[She pulls her sword out of your back. She can't see, but she can guess. Her arm wraps around to your front, and she attempts to stab you there.]
[it would ask why you keep stabbing it, but it's become clear you're not going to give an answer and anyway it can't really talk with your head in its mouth]
[being stabbed still hurts though! it really would love an explanation]
[it bites down harder. hopefully this situation will end soon, you don't taste that good]
[It's... Incredibly dark. And cold. And wet in your mouth. Not a place for a princess to be. There's also not a lot of oxygen in here, the way things are starting to feel weird is making that increasingly clear.]
[She gasps when you bite down harder, drawing blood. It only now registers that stabbing doesn't seem to be enough? Well, she needs backup.]
[She pulls her sword out of your front and lets it reform into her rod. She summons a level 3 darknut. Her rod becomes a sword again, and she plunges it back in.]
[this is probably bad! it had never been stabbed before this and it thinks it would have preferred to not be stabbed ever]
[it seems like it would be a good idea to leave this situation. unfortunately it doesn't really know how and thinking is a bit hard, especially when its mouth is full]
[well, it knows how to deal with that problem at least!]
[it unhinges its jaw a tiny bit further and tries its absolute best to swallow your head. it's a difficult task, considering the rest of your body is also attached to your head, but it tries very hard.]
[Hopefully the darknut has approached. She can only hope it has started to attack. Because this is bad.]
[She can feel the way you're trying to pull her off the ground and fully into your mouth. She'll try her best to fight this, but she's starting to get a bit fearful.]
[it yelps and its grip on your neck relaxes a little as it feels something cut into it. con would bite down again quickly, but you get something of an opening to escape, although a very short one]
[its efforts to entirely swallow you seem to have stopped, at least for now]
[She attempts to pull her head out. But she didn't move fast enough, and her head remains in your clutches.]
[At the first success, the darknut swings again, and again at you.]
[con winces in pain every time it gets hit, trying to kick the darknut away somehow but mostly failing. eventually it realizes it's going to have to let go of you to fight it]
[it's a shame. you taste good and it doesn't want to stop biting you but OW]
[...it can eat you later. once it's not being attacked anymore]
[Still, the darknut swings, and she tries her best to get out of your grasp. She will make sure you die. She just has to- get out of your mouth first!]