Evil Echo

*Brings you a bag of shattered pots and evil (?) Boots. He's helping, he broke a bunch of pots and now they don't exist... he has the spirit (?) If nothing else*

...

[She lets out a small huff of air at that proposal. That's sure a suggestion! And that language feels so natural!]

Stupid nonsensical forest... I think it's here--

Still, I should have made a bigger effort to come and support you, as I am meant to do...

... Wow, I suppose you didn't need me as much as I thought, that's amazing princess

Stupid nonsensical forest... I think it's here--

Still, I should have made a bigger effort to come and support you, as I am meant to do...

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

That of a god

Ah, youll get the hang of it.

Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond

Hmm... That's an evil suggestion, there must be more people that think like us

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

That of a god

Ah, youll get the hang of it.

Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

That of a god

Ah, youll get the hang of it.

Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

That of a god

Ah, youll get the hang of it.

Oh, I still have my hero, I am just unaware of his current location. Perhaps, if I call him, he will respond

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

That of a god

oh absolutely nothing matters

well i assumed you had connections with null

Very well.

oh absolutely nothing matters

@evil-echo

[She has been searching for weeks now. She knows what she needs. And she's prepared. She's even been taking care of herself recently so she'll be in her best condition.]

hello! i'm not exactly sure who i am honestly i'm. a god. of cannibalism

[A God of cannibalism, huh? ...well, not quite what she was looking for. But.. any god should work.]

w.what

You haven't done anything, that's correct. What you have and haven't done doesn't matter.

[the cannibalism god unhinges its jaw to a degree which should not be possible under any laws of physics, but cannibalism god (tm) doesn't care about physics]

[She stares at sume incredulously. What the hell?? Con just ate all her peahats like it was nothing! ....God of cannibalism. Right. She should've expected that. Con is bound to eat things.]

[cannibalism god sticks out cons tongue like a fucking chameleon (because of COURSE they can do that what did you expect honestly) and consumes the octoroks. how are they doing this. where are the octoroks even going? no one knows]

I am not here to be polite. I'm here to kill you.

just because you're here to kill me doesn't mean you can't tell me why! it doesn't mean i won't let you! although i won't because i don't want to die

[This lynel is large, it charges towards the god, claymore in the air and aiming for its head.]

AUGH

[She's nowhere in your immediate vision. The peahat and lynel served as a distraction while she swerved behind the god.]

[your attempt is successful. its body.. pulsates? weirdly when you impale it]

[it's never been stabbed before but from what con knows of the world this isn't a normal occurrence. probably]

[She rips her sword out of con's in chest, only to stab it in again. She doesn't care about being careful. This God will die.]

[wait. it knows where you are now]

[Oh. Well this is incredibly uncomfortable. She tries to maneuver out of your mouth, but she realizes that your teeth are clamped directly over her neck.]

[it would ask why you keep stabbing it, but it's become clear you're not going to give an answer and anyway it can't really talk with your head in its mouth]

[It's... Incredibly dark. And cold. And wet in your mouth. Not a place for a princess to be. There's also not a lot of oxygen in here, the way things are starting to feel weird is making that increasingly clear.]

[this is probably bad! it had never been stabbed before this and it thinks it would have preferred to not be stabbed ever]

[Hopefully the darknut has approached. She can only hope it has started to attack. Because this is bad.]

[it yelps and its grip on your neck relaxes a little as it feels something cut into it. con would bite down again quickly, but you get something of an opening to escape, although a very short one]

[She attempts to pull her head out. But she didn't move fast enough, and her head remains in your clutches.]

[con winces in pain every time it gets hit, trying to kick the darknut away somehow but mostly failing. eventually it realizes it's going to have to let go of you to fight it]

[OW]

[She stumbles back quickly. It's a relief to finally escape your mouth. Now, it's time she makes sure you die. The darknut disappears into dark flecks when you swallow it.]

@evil-echo

[She has been searching for weeks now. She knows what she needs. And she's prepared. She's even been taking care of herself recently so she'll be in her best condition.]

hello! i'm not exactly sure who i am honestly i'm. a god. of cannibalism

[A God of cannibalism, huh? ...well, not quite what she was looking for. But.. any god should work.]

w.what

You haven't done anything, that's correct. What you have and haven't done doesn't matter.

[the cannibalism god unhinges its jaw to a degree which should not be possible under any laws of physics, but cannibalism god (tm) doesn't care about physics]

[She stares at sume incredulously. What the hell?? Con just ate all her peahats like it was nothing! ....God of cannibalism. Right. She should've expected that. Con is bound to eat things.]

[cannibalism god sticks out cons tongue like a fucking chameleon (because of COURSE they can do that what did you expect honestly) and consumes the octoroks. how are they doing this. where are the octoroks even going? no one knows]

I am not here to be polite. I'm here to kill you.

just because you're here to kill me doesn't mean you can't tell me why! it doesn't mean i won't let you! although i won't because i don't want to die

[This lynel is large, it charges towards the god, claymore in the air and aiming for its head.]

AUGH

[She's nowhere in your immediate vision. The peahat and lynel served as a distraction while she swerved behind the god.]

[your attempt is successful. its body.. pulsates? weirdly when you impale it]

[it's never been stabbed before but from what con knows of the world this isn't a normal occurrence. probably]

[She rips her sword out of con's in chest, only to stab it in again. She doesn't care about being careful. This God will die.]

[wait. it knows where you are now]

[Oh. Well this is incredibly uncomfortable. She tries to maneuver out of your mouth, but she realizes that your teeth are clamped directly over her neck.]

[it would ask why you keep stabbing it, but it's become clear you're not going to give an answer and anyway it can't really talk with your head in its mouth]

[It's... Incredibly dark. And cold. And wet in your mouth. Not a place for a princess to be. There's also not a lot of oxygen in here, the way things are starting to feel weird is making that increasingly clear.]

[this is probably bad! it had never been stabbed before this and it thinks it would have preferred to not be stabbed ever]

[Hopefully the darknut has approached. She can only hope it has started to attack. Because this is bad.]

[it yelps and its grip on your neck relaxes a little as it feels something cut into it. con would bite down again quickly, but you get something of an opening to escape, although a very short one]

[She attempts to pull her head out. But she didn't move fast enough, and her head remains in your clutches.]

[con winces in pain every time it gets hit, trying to kick the darknut away somehow but mostly failing. eventually it realizes it's going to have to let go of you to fight it]