you sister of a cowpat

My child will not be allowed to use chat gpt. He will be smarter and stronger than the other children and he will kill them easily.

This is who won the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

This is who just became the official mayor of NYC rn

God I hope the cops quit like they said they would

to me lady macbeth is just macbeth. and what you call macbeth? why, i know him as "guy macbeth"

doctor will fix me they'll do a scan and find a terrible darkness seated in my stomach and be like "oh my god we're so sorry we were supposed to remove this at birth like everyone else, i don't know how this was missed, we're so sorry you've been living like this your whole life" and it'll fix my brain too and all clouds will part

love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

me with Doing The Lord’s Work. simply too funny

be careful with what series you watch/read during emotional points in your life because they will forever contain a ghost of your past self within it now

This gender shit is easy

the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.

perhaps it is inevitable that a young man who views minimum wage toil as A Calling would, without even realizing it, fall prey to reactionary narratives of what makes art "great." spongebob would be the perfect fascist subject - but a fascist state, ironically, could never accept him, since he is effeminate and physically weak

When someone tells me I look tired I don't get offended I'm like thank you for noticing my anguish

#myanguish