greasy on top dry at the ends

NHL fans piss me off so bad…what do you mean it’s on Leo carlsson not to sign a contract for generational wealth because it could fuck the cap situation for the team he’s on he’s not the general manager it’s not his job to manage it. I HATE SALARY CAPS I HATE HOW MUCH IT PUTS HAVING TO MAKE SURE OTHER PEOPLE GET PAID AND THE TEAM GETS BUILT ON THE PLAYER YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME SUPPORTING SALARY CAPS

“Noooooo 21 year old who is putting your body in high risk situations every night you can’t sign for 18 million dollars you have to help the 50 year old men in the front office work a budget” FUCK OFFFFFF

i mean this is ultimately the situation on the ducks end: pat verbeek has to shakily call up his boss and be like, ok so, [this] happened and we need 19 million by next friday and also a bunch of more money ready at once. and his boss is like how the fuck did this happen. and pat has to sit there and ultimately say it's his own fault for not signing his rfas sooner and he can't even smarmily worm his way out of it because he is quoted everywhere saying he's not going to sign them early and about matching the offer sheets. im imagining big tough pat verbeek once the rat of the nhl now having to come to terms with his own fuckery in the worst possible way for a man of his pride and position: snivel and beg for forgiveness from a more powerful person.

ALL THIS SHIT IS HAPPENING WHILE IM DRIVING FOR FIVE HOURS WHY DOES THIS SHIT ALWAYS HAPPEN WHILE I’M DRIVING FOR FIVE HOURS???????

Home safe everyone. I mean I got a speeding ticket but it’s fine cop only gave me one for 5 over even though I was going 105 in a 70 zone (mph lol). Doesn’t go on my record if I do online traffic school. Feels like the spirit of flyers euphoria was looking out for me today.

getting fucked over by a 48-year-old with a babyface who still goes by Danny professionally

as someone who loves 1) the bit 2) chaos 3) holding grudges and 4) my hockey teams, this has been one of the greatest days of my life

Danny Briere really said oh it’s a good thing the dev camp kids are visiting the Franklin Institute this week and showing our fans the giant heart because now everyone will have a frame of reference for how enormous my giant balls are when I offer sheet Leo Carlsson right before the holiday weekend.

there is no way for danny to lose. either he gets a great star center, or he entirely fucks anaheim's cap situation and ability to re-sign players. AND in the process, he's thrown a bomb at all the teams who have young star forwards they'll need to sign in the next few years... he really said what if i did some psychological warfare and (as a fun side effect) (just for me) (i deserve it), ensured a bunch of young players got bigger salaries at their next negotiation? that could be fun i think. im Old Gay Danny Briere. let's go to war

we have literally all been sitting here like tick tock danny whats the goddamn hold up. meanwhile danny was building a pipe bomb

FLYERSBLR JULY 2026