Zebra Humor

What did the zebra fortune teller tell the elephant?Your future is not black and white, but it will be unforgettable.

What is black, white and Brady all over? The Zebrady Bunch Here’s the story of a lovely zebra Who was bringing up three very lovely foals All of them had hair of gold like their mother The youngest one in curls It’s the story of a zebra named Zebrady Who was busy with three foals of his own They were four zebras living all together Yet they were all alone (except for Alice) ‘Til the one…

Rex Manning zebra

What do you get when you cross a zebra and Cleopatra? ZEOPATRA! Thanks Pacch

What happens when you cross Frida Kahlo with a zebra?

What do you get when you cross a zebra and Punk Pioneer, Poly Styrene? Poly Styzeeb! What do you get when you cross a zebra and Punk Pioneer, Poly Styrene? Poly Styzeeb!

What do you get when you cross Elizabeth Cady Stanton with a zebra?ELIZEBRA CADY STANTON!

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a brick? ZEBRICK

What do you get when you cross a zebra with a clown?

What does a zebra say on January 1st? “Happy Zoo Year!”

What do you get when you cross a (insert astrological sign here) with a zebra? Discover your zebra joke astrological sign here!

What is a zebra’s favorite meal? Zebreakfast!

Joke submitted by Sodoj At what temperature does a zebra freeze? SUB ZEBRO!

Be sure to check out our GAMES!

We have 2 zebra joke flash games!

The Zebra-Sitters Club is a point and click adventure. Explore Stoneybrook Connecticut, as you look for baby-sitters. Each one has a hilarious zebra joke! (Based off the novels by Ann M. Martin).

Zebra Joke Adventure is a text adventure, in which you are a zebra and encounter jokes along the way!

Here is a joke submitted by siddikinz.

Check out his work. It is really good.