Good Evening

penny is such a good name. hello my name is dollar bill

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

I love any variation on the joke of like "able bodied... for now" "not disabled. Yet" etc etc I love that it sounds like a threat and then we get to be like And why is that threatening to you, hmm. Now they feel like kind of a bad person. I am going to break their legs though so that's understandable

Why are you so afraid of having a body like mine, huh? Sounds like you have a lot of biases to unlearn and reflect on what societal ideas you've internalized that make you feel that way <- holding a comically large hammer behind my back

Like the truth of it is everyone will acquire some form of disability eventually if they live long enough, right. Because I'm out there. I'm coming

I love any variation on the joke of like "able bodied... for now" "not disabled. Yet" etc etc I love that it sounds like a threat and then we get to be like And why is that threatening to you, hmm. Now they feel like kind of a bad person. I am going to break their legs though so that's understandable

Why are you so afraid of having a body like mine, huh? Sounds like you have a lot of biases to unlearn and reflect on what societal ideas you've internalized that make you feel that way <- holding a comically large hammer behind my back

Like the truth of it is everyone will acquire some form of disability eventually if they live long enough, right. Because I'm out there. I'm coming

*infested with reggaeton spirit* i want to party with girls world wide

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous