Mister Zay's Bimbos

Most bimbos know that bimbo fashion is about putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  That’s usually done by showing a lot of skin.  But what about the bimbos who have to deal with colder climates, with actual winters and snow and such?

Well, the same basic rules apply, but you have to be a bit more creative than just exposing as much of your tits and ass as the law allows.  You should still be putting yourself on display, and drawing attention to your best bits.  Look for form fitting fashions that define or highlight your curves.

Sweaters can be your friend, but choose your friends carefully!  Avoid loose, baggy sweaters that just hang off of you and make you shapeless.  Instead, go for close-fitting sweaters, and you’ll draw plenty of positive attention no matter how thick the material is. In fact, as long as the material is contoured to your body, thicker sweaters can make your tits look even bigger and softer than normal.  Exposed flesh will make guys want to see your tits, but wrapping them in a soft, fuzzy sweater is going to make them want to feel them.

There are a number of men who also enjoy long socks and leg warmers; if your man is a fan, or if you’re not currently attached, feel free to take advantage of this!  Your extremities (a big word for the “ends” of your body: feet, hands, and head) are what get cold first, and where you “lose” most of your heat, so you’d be surprised how little you need to wear if you have a warm pair of socks on.  Thicker materials are often OK here as well, but you might do well to ask guidance on what your partner prefers.

Thick materials do not belong around your waist/hips, though!  That’s one area you need to keep as skin-tight as you can manage.  For this area, you should look for materials that are thin but still insulate well.  Denim jeans work great this time of year.  If you need a little extra insulation, opt for some lycra leggings under your jeans instead of panties.  Shapewear also tends to be very effective in retaining heat; not so great in the summer, but helpful in the winter!

Required to wear a skirt or dress? See if you can wear a slip or petticoat under the skirt. It will provide an extra layer of insulation, can help trap warmer air close to your skin, and doesn’t change the shape of the skirt. It also can move with the skirt for easy access/exposure, if that’s the intent of the dress or skirt.

We’re sure you’ve heard this before, probably most of your life, but layers, layers, layers.  Dressing in layers not only helps with insulating you against the cold, but hopefully you might even get warm enough to be able to remove some of the layers when you’re indoors. Never underestimate the enjoyment that comes from watching a woman removing clothing, even if she’s still covered underneath; the removing of a layer invites the viewer’s mind to imagine the next layer coming off, and then the next, and so on. You stay warm, and they get hot, so it’s a win-win!  But keep in mind the show you’re putting on, and don’t wear anything too difficult or awkward to remove.

Winter is the time to get furry, too.  Fur is not only warm, but it puts in peoples’ minds that you’re as luxurious and soft as the fur you’re wearing is.  They’ll want to pet the fur, and they’ll want to pet you too.  As @hypdom has said time and again, “Bimbos are soft on soft on soft.” (By the way, @hypdom has a tag for “winter bimbo” with his ideas for winter fashions for bimbos. Go check it out for more suggestions!)

Let’s talk about coats and jackets for a minute.  There’s really no need to get the giant, puffy, Michelin-man coats except in extreme climates.  A good coat has three parts: a breathable liner to let warm, moist air escape away from your body; a layer of fibers with plenty of gaps for that warm air to fill and be trapped in; an outer layer with a dense enough weave to the material to prevent water or cold air from entering the fiber layer.  The thicker the fiber layer, the more warm air it can hold, so the more insulating it is.  However, it takes more time for warm air to fill that space between the fibers, so it doesn’t provide any real benefit unless you’re out in the cold for very long times.  In other words, those super heavy coats don’t necessarily keep you warmer; they’re designed to protect you from “prolonged exposure” (being outside for a very long time).  Few bimbos really are going to experience that kind of time outside. So you’re better finding a fashionable coat that looks good and is good at trapping heat, instead of just grabbing the thickest coat you can find.  And put the coat on a few minutes before you go outside, to let the insulating (fiber) layer build up that layer of warm air before going out in the cold.

While we’re talking about winter outer wear, let’s not forget hats, scarves, and gloves.  They’re not only great ways to keep warm, but there’s tons of options for accessorizing your outfits with them to really keep your style pumped up to 10!  Fur works great for these also!

Most bimbos already know this, but winter is definitely boot season!  Wear them and enjoy them!  They’ll help keep you warm, also.  Get yourself some good, comfortable, everyday boots to wear, and not just the super sexy boots with spike heels.  Everyday boots can look great and even be sexy, but don’t forget that you’ll have to walk on wet pavement and possibly snow or ice with them, so make sure they’re stable and they fit well.

This topic was requested by @justanemptydoll, but we hope these tips have helped give everyone ideas on how to develop or extend a bimbo winter wardrobe.  The key thing to keep in mind is to keep your body on display (even if not your skin), and to be pretty and pleasing.  In the summer it’s great to make everyone stare and want to see more of you; in the winter, make yourself as warm and soft and pettable as you can so everyone wants to feel you.