Adding “Tiktok Mary Poppins cosplayer respond to allegations that he was wearing a Third Reich medal in his latest fit by coming out as the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler complete with past life memories before his entire social media prescence was nuked with the sole exception of their egg-laying kink spotify playlists” to the internet sentences treasure vault. Amid all the societal decay we still got it boys.

dazai doing sm stupidly unhinged and chuuya being like “tf is wrong with you” but ofc this is dazai he’s talking to and they’ve known each other long enough for him to guess exactly what type of response he’d give so without skipping a single beat he immediately raises his voice to an obnoxious pitch and mockingly says “plenty!~” right as dazai begins to say it too now dazai’s giggling his ass off and acting all offended but he’s low key rlly happy bc he can’t believe that chuuya pays attention enough to memorize silly things abt him like that