Inconceivable!

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

fucking hate texting dracula i'll send him a funny meme and he'll call me to be like "i need to take a SCREAMshot on my HELL phone" like oh my god we get it youre scary

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

hey remember when i made this poster a million years ago and then they went ahead and made the movie

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

accidentally marge simpson disney bounded at my partners family reunion

my favorite taskmaster contestant is middle-aged woman who presents very normally but is unbelievably weird