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Them: Why don't you do that later?

Me: I'm doing it now so I don't forget

Them: Why don't you just remember to do it later?

Me: ...... yeah, that's not happening

#adhd #adhd memes #memes #adhd things #adhd brain #neurodivergent

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Are you McFucking Trucking Lots O’ Lucking me right now?

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This is about D&D being cancelled AGAIN

#meme #memes #dnd #d&d #dungeons and dragons #dndmemes #d&d memes #dnd memes #d&dmemes #rhymes #funny

Are you McFucking Trucking Lots O’ Lucking me right now?

#meme #memes #funny #i guess #rhymes

AOC? You mean Attack On Cortez?

#meme #memes #funny #original memes #aoc #alexandria ocasio cortez #democrats #oh god end my suffering #aot #attack on titan #please fucking kill me #anime #anime girls #life isn't worth it sometimes #okay nevermind i'm fine

You WANT Miette like church girl who go to church and read her bible?

#miette #meme #memes #funny #miette meme #vine #vine reference #vine meme

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I tolerate you. So much.

Did you just assass my gengen?

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Hufflepuff and a Slytherin

Prefect: *To a new Slytherin student* I am assigning you a buddy. You need human company.

Slytherin Student: No. I am heartless, cold and cunning I need no on--

Prefect: *shoves Hufflepuff towards Slytherin* Here.

Hufflepuff Student: *looks Slytherin up and down* *smiles* *hugs*

Slytherin: *hugs back* please don't leave me.

Prefect: *smirks*

Slytherin: Shut up.

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This meets with Hufflepuff stamp of approval!

#hufflepuff #hogwarts #harry potter #meme #memes #slytherin #slytherpuff #everyday i'm hufflin'

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHO PIES IN A SEANAPPLE UNDER THE LIVE

#spongebob #spongebob squarepants #who lives in a pineapple under the sea #oh #meme #Original Memes #memes

TED Talk stands for Tits, Evil, and Dicks

I will not elabrate

#ted talks #thank you for coming to my ted talk #meme #memes #I am such an idiot #please fucking kill me

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*kisses your forehead 4 times from your right to left*

“A kiss for all four of your heads!” *A goblin-like voice echoes from the nearby shadows*

“Ooh, kinky!” “SHUT THE FUCK UP, DANNY DEVITO!”

#meme #memes #funny #danny devito #joke #affection #kiss #hug #goblin #rp #roleplay #stupid #stupid humor #dumb #dumb stuff #dumb jokes #stupid joke #stupid jokes

Tip for trans folks! Make your name something ridiculous!

I don't care how feminine someone looks; if I'm allowed to call them Bob, I'm absolutely fucking going to

#transgender #trans #trans memes #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbt memes #lgbtq memes #bob

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just once in my life i wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first

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What are the extra two?

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Denial 2 and Astral Projection

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This is Vox Machina

Very acephobic of you to assume I even know what sexual attraction IS, much less know enough about it to determine if I experience it or not

#aceagenda #ace #asexualagenda #asexual #ace discourse #asexuality #lgbt #lgbtq #ace memes

WOOOOWEE GIRL, I bet that ass jiggles more'n 20 pounds of jello in a Jeep down a country road

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#joji #gimme love #dear liberals #liberal #ben shapiro #meme #gay #memes #music memes

THIS IS A CERTIFIED BIMBO MOMENT

By the way, I mean it positively like himbo, but y'know, they do be a she

#meme #memes #george washington #george washingmachine #jorg washingmachine #g wash #tom jeff #thomas jefferson #ben frank #ben franklin #benjamin franklin #founding father #history #d&d #dnd #gay #himbo #bimbo #history meme

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