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i wrote this out of pure boredom
The briefing room was too quiet for the kind of case they had just been handed.
Zanka stood near the far end of the table, arms loosely folded, posture straight without looking stiff. The screen at the front still displayed images from the latest raid, blurred bodies, shattered concrete, streaks of dark that no one bothered to label out loud.
Illegal circuit. Again.
He exhaled through his nose, steady, controlled, already organizing the report in his head.
Footsteps echoed behind him.
Not hurried. Not careful either.
Zanka did not turn around.
“I thought they said this was a team assignment.”
The voice was light. Amused. Wrong for the room.
Zanka closed his eyes for half a second before opening them again.
“Unfortunately,” he said, tone even, “they did.”
A chair scraped loudly against the floor. No attempt to be subtle. Someone dropped into it like they had all the time in the world.
Zanka finally glanced over.
Jabber Wonger sat slouched back, one arm hanging off the side of the chair, head tilted slightly as if he were already bored. There was dried blood along his jaw that no one had told him to clean.
Or maybe they had.
Zanka looked away.
“You’re late,” Zanka said.
Jabber hummed, like he was considering whether that mattered.
“Am I,” he said, not asking.
Silence stretched for a moment.
Zanka tapped the edge of the table once, a quiet, precise motion.
“We’ll be revisiting the lower districts tonight,” he continued. “The last raid missed a secondary site. We’ll approach from the east access point. Less visibility.”
Jabber did not respond immediately.
Zanka could feel it before he looked.
That attention.
Heavy. Direct.
When he finally turned his head, Jabber was already looking at him.
Not casually.
Focused.
Interested.
Zanka held his gaze for exactly one second before returning to the screen.
“If you intend to be useless,” Zanka said, “you can stay behind.”
A small pause.
Then a quiet laugh.
Not loud.
Not forced.
Real.
Jabber leaned forward slightly, elbows resting on his knees now.
“I never said I wasn’t going,” he said.
Zanka didn’t react.
Jabber’s eyes flicked over him slowly, taking in posture, stance, the way he held himself like everything was already under control.
It was irritating.
Interesting.
Jabber tilted his head.
“You always this stiff,” he added, voice softer now, almost thoughtful, “or is it just me.”
Zanka’s fingers stilled against the table.
For a moment, nothing.
Then he turned, fully this time.
“Maintain distance,” Zanka said.
Not louder.
Not harsher.
But different.
Clear.
Jabber blinked once.
Then smiled.
Not wide.
Not exaggerated.
Just enough to show he understood exactly what that meant.
And didn’t intend to listen.
MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION
IM SORRYY YALL COLLEGE WAS COLLEGING
i fear zanka and jabber are worse in this part i’m working on now

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I was hard at work!!
it’s my first fic ever though soo like go easy on me lol but please go read!!
I’ve been really into omegaverse lately and i need a janka fic like actually need it. alpha zanka and omega jabber. jabber goes into heat but he resists his urges and it literally causes him pain and he loves it so he just keeps resisting. Like he’s shaking and it hurts and he could make it stop but he doesn’t want to. he likes the burn. he likes feeling it claw under his skin.
and zanka knows.
zanka being that controlled top alpha dom who could wreck him in two seconds but doesn’t. just watches him spiral and tells him to use his words. like calm. steady. unfairly composed. I’ve also been really into heavy angst lately. like ruin me please. i want something that actually lingers. i love consuming media that stays with me forever and rearranges my brain chemistry. i love angst. i love omegaverse. i wish i had an omega to top.
anyway someone get started on that.
so i’m reading this fic on my break it’s good asf. I’ve been watching jujutsu kaisen and sorry to say I love the fushiguro and itadori ship. What can I say? 😛
i’m a real sucker for the college fluff. I think cause i’m in college and I lowkey wish it was me. Also college AU goes so well with friends to enemies since you can just put the two characters in the same dorm room and the plot is endless from there. For my fic i’m gonna do college setting but Jabber will be a visiting lecturer and Zanka is just a try hard english major. I thought about a lot of different ideas for the AU. I also had Jabber as a notorious criminal mastermind (think scarface not ted bundy) and Zanka as a detective and they would’ve been forced to work together to solve mysterious murders or like find a serial killer or something. I had Jabber as a prince of a royal family and Zanka as a sort of attendee or like knight I guess if you will. I came to the conclusion that this is my first fic so I should do something easy and came to the visiting lecturer and college student. This way it’s less taboo with a regular college professor and student cause. With the visiting lecturer I can start their romance once Jabber is no longer associated with the university.
Please tell me y’all’s thoughts and give me tips and any ideas please. Tell me if I should go back to any of my other AU’s or stick with this one
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thinking about zanka & jabber’s dynamic for a fic
I’ve been sitting with their relationship a lot, especially when it comes to power dynamics both emotionally and sexually, and I want to be clear about the version I’m interested in writing.
For me, Zanka is the dominant one, and Jabber is the submissive, even with the size difference or honestly because of it.
I don’t see size as the deciding factor in who holds power. Jabber being significantly larger actually makes his submission feel more intentional. He isn’t submissive because he’s weaker, he’s submissive because he chooses to be. Zanka’s dominance isn’t about physical force. It’s about control, certainty, decision making, setting the pace, and giving or withholding permission.
Even when he’s quieter or physically smaller, he’s the one steering
Which is why the dynamic that clicks most for me is Zanka as a power bottom and Jabber as a submissive top.
Zanka controls the situation. Boundaries, rhythm, escalation. Jabber does the work, gives himself over to that authority, and thrives under direction.
Jabber’s size and strength don’t undermine this at all. If anything, they add tension. Someone who could take control, but doesn’t, because he wants to be guided.
So when I write them, I don’t want to flip their roles or lean into bigger equals dominant. I’m more interested in how their personalities naturally express intimacy.
Zanka needing control to feel grounded.
Jabber needing permission to feel wanted.
That’s the dynamic I’ll be exploring when I write this fic.
Please let me know if you guys agree, disagree. I want to hear your thoughts cause i’ve seen a lot of discourse about this on social media as well.
IM SO HAPPYYY!! im gonna start janka series for sureee. among other things i’ve been working on. I just recently finished the summer hikaru died and so i lowkey wanna make stuff with that but nothing insane
Under Review p2 Janka fic
summary: continuation of the first part after Jabber closes the door
cw: idk i’ve never done this before. suggestive material i guess
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Jabber lets his hand slide off the door as he turns to face Zanka.
If it were anyone else, he’d already be laughing this off or making a joke, slipping past them, pretending none of this mattered. But it’s Zanka. And that makes the way his pulse stutters feel… interesting.
“You really think I don’t notice?” Zanka says, already moving closer. His voice is even, measured, worse than if he were angry. “The way you push. The way you wait to be corrected.”
Jabber doesn’t answer. He stays where he is, shoulders brushing the door, eyes fixed on Zanka as the space between them disappears.
Zanka stops just short of him. “You like it when I call you out,” he continues quietly. “When I make you behave.”
He reaches up then, fingers catching Jabber’s chin — not rough, not gentle either. Just firm enough to demand attention.
Jabber’s smile threatens to give him away. His eyes are a little too bright as he looks down at Zanka.
“Careful,” he says lightly. “You’re reading an awful lot into this.”
Zanka’s grip tightens a fraction.
“Am I?” he murmurs.
Jabber exhales, slow. His gaze drops, deliberate, and he leans forward just enough to take one of Zanka’s fingers into his mouth. It’s unhurried, almost reverent, his eyes never leaving Zanka’s face.
When he pulls back, there’s a quiet sound between them, sharp in the silence.
“That’d be a shame,” Jabber says softly, voice low now. “Because if you’re wrong… I’m really going to regret behaving.”
Something dark flickers across Zanka’s expression.
He grabs a handful of Jabber’s locs, pulling his head back just enough to bare his neck. Jabber goes willingly, breath catching but body loose in his grip.
“Incorrigible,” Zanka mutters near his ear. “By the time I’m finished with you, you won’t be smiling.”
His teeth graze Jabber’s ear, not enough to hurt, just enough to promise, while his other hand settles against Jabber’s stomach, thumb tracing slow, deliberate circles through the fabric.
Jabber shivers
Zanka’s fingers catch on the hem of Jabber’s shirt, worrying the fabric for a moment before slipping underneath. His palm presses flat against warm skin, then moves slow, unhurried as he traces upward towards Jabber’s nipples.
His breath stutters.
Zanka’s thumb begin to circle, deliberately unhelpful, lingering just long enough to make Jabber shift against the desk. Heat creeps up Jabber’s neck, his cheeks flushing despite himself.
Zanka notices. Of course he does.
His touch changes, pressure sharpening as he begins pinching and Jabber lets out a quiet sound before he can stop it.
Zanka hums, pleased.
“Take it off,” he says.
Jabber nods immediately, teeth catching his lower lip as he pulls the shirt over his head and lets it fall to the floor. The air feels cooler without it, or maybe that’s just the way Zanka’s eyes linger.
Then Zanka is there, hands on him, mouth crashing into his.
They kiss like they’re trying to prove something — all heat and urgency, breath breaking between mouths. Jabber melts into it, fingers curling into Zanka’s shoulders, grounding himself in the contact as the kiss becomes more passionate
Zanka pulls back first.
He sheds his own shirt and steps forward again, guiding Jabber until his back meets the edge of the desk. The wood presses into him as Zanka crowds his space, hands bracketing him in.
Zanka looks up at him.
“You make the prettiest noises,” he murmurs. “Think you could give me a few more?”
Jabber swallows.
Something dark flickers across Zanka’s face.
He takes that as permission.
Zanka’s hands slide lower, slow and deliberate, thumbs pressing in just enough to make Jabber tense as he begins palming Jabber through his pants
Jabber exhales sharply.
Zanka lowers himself, gaze never leaving Jabber’s face as he unzips Jabber’s pants and prepares to take him in his mouth
“You’re already so responsive,” Zanka murmurs. “Tell me, do you always fall apart this easily?”
“Or do you just love it when I degrade you?”
Jabber’s reply comes out broken, half-breathed, “Shut-, fuck…… shut up”
Zanka smiles.
Then he takes Jabber in his mouth.
I wrote this on my break at work I was bored. I have so many Jabber headcannons should I post???
Jabber discovers very quickly that Zanka is a nightmare to study with.
Not because he’s bad at it, the complete opposite, actually. Zanka shows up early, color coded notes already laid out, laptop charged, highlighters arranged like he’s about to perform surgery instead of review for a midterm.
Jabber flops into the chair across from him, coffee in hand, grinning.
“Wow. You’re really taking this seriously.”
Zanka glances up. “It’s an exam.”
“Yeah, but still.” Jabber leans back, tilting his chair until it’s just barely unbalanced. “Live a little.”
Zanka watches him for a moment. Then, calmly “Put the chair down. You’re going to fall.”
Jabber does. Without thinking. The chair hits the floor properly and he freezes, then laughs like he meant to do that.
Zanka goes back to his notes.
A few minutes later, Jabber nudges his foot against Zanka’s under the table. “Hey. Can you quiz me?” Zanka sighs, but he does it. Jabber gets half the answers wrong on purpose.
Zanka corrects him every time.
Jabber doesn’t stop smiling once.
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like…hello? please i have to many janka fics that need to be appreciated
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Under Review p1 - Janka fic
It had been hours since the office emptied out.
Zanka barely noticed.
The building was quiet in a way he liked. No interruptions, no unnecessary conversation, just the steady rhythm of keys beneath his fingers and the neat progression of tasks finally getting crossed off his list. He had stayed late more nights than not recently, making up for work that had piled up during the company’s transition.
Order was easier to maintain when he was alone.
Or it had been, until last week.
Until Jabber.
Zanka tried not to think about him. The way he lingered in doorways, or talked too much during meetings, or smiled like he knew exactly how irritating he was being. Jabber didn’t follow the rhythm of the office. He disrupted it. Questioned things. Did what he wanted and apologized after, if at all.
Zanka corrected him more than once.
And every time, Jabber reacted the same way. A brief hesitation, a muttered apology, color rising in his cheeks before he straightened and fixed the mistake.
Zanka told himself it was nothing. Just an employee learning the rules.
Still, he was aware of Jabber far more than he should have been.
The knock on his office door pulls him from his thoughts.
“Come in,” he says, not looking up.
The door opens. Jabber steps inside, holding a stack of papers, expression unusually subdued.
Zanka finishes the line he’s typing before turning in his chair.
“I finished the drafts,” Jabber says. “Thought you’d want to check them before I sent them off.”
Zanka reaches for the papers. Their fingers brush — just barely — and Jabber pulls his hand back like he’s been burned.
Zanka pretends not to notice.
He scans the first page. Then the second.
His brow furrows.
“Jabber.”
The sound of his name makes Jabber straighten.
“There are mistakes here,” Zanka says, measured. “Spelling. Formatting. Things I’ve already pointed out.”
Jabber shifts his weight. “Yeah. Sorry. I’ll fix it.”
Zanka looks up at him then — really looks. Jabber isn’t smirking. Isn’t joking. He’s watching Zanka closely, like he’s waiting for something.
“That’s not enough,” Zanka says. “If you’re going to assist me, I need you to take this seriously.”
For a moment, Jabber doesn’t respond.
Then he nods. “Okay.”
Zanka exhales, frustration tightening his chest. He stands, setting the papers down a little too quickly. They slip from his grasp and scatter across the floor.
He freezes.
“…I’ll get those,” Jabber says immediately, already crouching.
Zanka watches, unsettled by how quickly Jabber moves, how quiet he is as he gathers the pages. There’s no teasing. No remark. Just compliance.
“That’s—” Zanka starts, then stops himself. He clears his throat. “That’s fine. Just… fix the errors and bring them back.”
Jabber rises, papers in hand. Their eyes meet for a brief second, something unreadable passing between them.
“Sure,” Jabber says softly.
As Jabber leaves, Zanka sinks back into his chair, pulse unsteady for reasons he doesn’t want to examine.
Across the office, Jabber pauses in the hallway, fingers tightening around the stack of papers.
He doesn’t understand why his chest feels warm. Or why being corrected like that makes it hard to think.
He just knows he’s going to fix every mistake.
—————
The office is quiet again by the time Jabber returns.
Zanka doesn’t look up when the door opens. He hears the footsteps, measured this time, stopping just inside the room.
“I fixed them,” Jabber says.
Zanka gestures toward the desk. “Leave them there.”
Jabber does, carefully. He doesn’t move away afterward.
Zanka notices.
He reads through the pages once. Then again. Slower.
When he finally looks up, Jabber is standing where he left him, hands clasped loosely behind his back, eyes fixed somewhere just past Zanka’s shoulder.
“There,” Zanka says. “That’s better.”
Jabber exhales, a quiet sound he doesn’t seem aware he’s making.
Zanka’s fingers tighten slightly around the papers.
“You respond well to correction,” he adds before he can stop himself.
The words hang between them.
Jabber’s gaze flicks up, sharp and searching. “Is that a complaint?”
Zanka hesitates.
“No,” he says. “An observation.”
Silence stretches. The air feels heavier now. Charged in a way Zanka doesn’t have language for yet.
“You should go home,” Zanka says finally. “It’s late.”
Jabber doesn’t move.
“Zanka,” he says softly. Not teasing. Not flippant. Just honest. “If you tell me to leave… I will.”
That lands harder than it should.
Zanka stands. The chair slides back with a quiet scrape.
He steps closer, close enough that Jabber has to tilt his head down slightly to meet his eyes.
“And if I don’t?” Zanka asks.
Jabber swallows.
“Then I’ll stay,” he says. “And I’ll listen.”
Something in Zanka’s chest tightens, not desire alone, but responsibility.
“Look at me,” he says.
Jabber does.
Zanka reaches out, stops himself halfway, then continues, fingers curling lightly around Jabber’s wrist. Not restraining. Just grounding.
“This doesn’t leave this room,” Zanka says quietly. “And it doesn’t go any further unless we’re both clear about what we’re doing.”
Jabber nods immediately. “Yes.”
Zanka’s thumb presses once against the inside of his wrist, feeling the quickened pulse beneath the skin.
“Good,” he says.
Zanka steps back just enough to give Jabber space.
“Lock the door,” he says.
Jabber turns to do it without hesitation.
The click echoes through the office.
Zanka watches him straighten again, something unmistakably calm settling over his expression.
“Come here,” Zanka says.
And Jabber does.