#jocknotized

Listen up all my pathetic gooner drones, cock-hungry slags, thick Scally lads, desperate, brainless hypno sluts and every single one of my owned Bros.

Your King made a brand new hypnotic video called I.AM.BROS and it’s pure fucking filth. My voice, my body, my bulge… everything in this one is engineered to melt your tiny minds and turn you into leaking, twitching messes.

Commands for my gooner drones:
Headphones in. Eyes glued to the screen. Stroke that desperate cock exactly how I tell you. No fucking cumming. Edge. Leak. Drool. Repeat after me like the broken little toys you are:

• A good gooner drone is dumb.

• A good gooner drone drips.

• A good gooner drone drools.

Say it out loud while my voice fucks your head deeper.

I.AM.BROS

To the slags & hypno sluts:
Let my words slide into your skull and own you. I want your hole twitching, your cock leaking like a tap, your tongue hanging out while you moan my name like a cheap whore. Get on your knees, arse up, and let the video breed your brain.

To the Scally lads & CHAVS:
This one’s gonna turn you into proper addicted Bros. Feel your resistance crumble. Feel your cock throb for your King. You don’t think anymore — you just obey Ambrose.

I.AM.BROSE

Extra commands for all you filthy slags:

I want you all proper ruined — eyes rolling, tongues out, cocks leaking, & minds empty.

Now press play you brainless, dripping, desperate sluts.
Don’t you fucking dare cum. Just goon. Just obey. Just sink deeper for your Chav King.

Who’s already throbbing and leaking from the thumbnail like a pathetic whore? Drop a 💦 and tell me how long you’re gonna edge for me tonight.

Your King owns that cock. Your King owns that mind.
And tonight… I’m taking both.

@serve-343 @serve-425 @serve-579 @serve-331 @callumthchav @rykerground @cooperthechav @cylethechav @polo-drone-084 @polo-drone-075 @brodygold

So just repeat after me little bros and get yourself thinking about the right things and DM me so I can help get you onto the right track like your bro here.

LIFT HEAVY

WORK HARD

FLEX MUSCLES

Repeat these slowly in your mind

I’m a good boy and I obey

I’m a good boy and I obey

I’m a good boy and I obey

I’m a good boy and I obey

I’m a good boy and I obey

An Memoriam for Erik Rhodes 💔🍆

Oh babies… let’s talk about a man who was simply too beautiful for this world. A Himbo among himbos!

Born February 8, 1982, Erik Rhodes left us far too soon on June 14, 2012, at the young age of 30, almost 14 years ago.

Standing at 6’3” with a body carved by the gods and a face that could make you forget your own name, Erik was the ultimate himbo fantasy. That massive chest, those tree-trunk thighs, and that eager, slutty little grin he’d give the camera? Lethal.

He was tall, thick, and proudly took dick like it was his full-time job — and we were obsessed. Whether he was getting absolutely railed or riding someone with that deep, sexy voice moaning, Erik knew exactly how to make the entire gay community throb.

Even though he left us way too soon, his scenes are still some of the hottest shit we’ve ever seen. We’ll be rewatching them with a hand down our pants for years to come and especially this Pride 2026.