who do you think you are I am

i let them hit because they were honest about their intentions and created a healthy, open line of communication between us that made me feel safe and secure enough to let them see me in one of my most vulnerable states

When will pride month be over already

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

it magically turns songs you don’t like into songs you like!!!

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

If I made a video about how I wish Princess Peach had more agency and this made people declare me a permanent harassment target I would become the Joker. She's way stronger than me and she deserves way better.

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

I heavily fw bro

not now kitten. daddy is falling victim to the spiral of existential dread that comes with being the working class