I'm Zam Panio and this is my Pawnio Shop!

I'm Zam Panio and this is my Pawnio Shop!

I've got everything Zampanio, and more! Looking for something, ask about it! I've got all sorts of Great Deals! Floral Zampanio Soaps! Forbidden Zampanio Sponges that NEVER WENT TO MARKET! ZampanioQuest? Zampanio for N64? Zampurb? You name it, we might have it, at the right price?

Do you have something you want to pawnio off, show it to me and I'll make you an offer!

Find a better offer somewhere else? Shove it up your ass! That's right, shove it up your ass! At Zam Panio's Pawnio Shop, I'm constantly being hunted by Eyedol Games' Goons. They don't like that I'm Zam Panio. It was my name before this.

I didn't ask for this. But I got it for FREE and you can get great deals like FREE Damnation at the beckoning of some unknown higher power at Zam Panio's Pawnio Shop!

Why yes, many things, for many budgets!

What was the method of execution?

Ah, thank you for the donation.

got it, fish plural. look around. youll find a lot of fish in your possession and a lot less blood not blood unless youre not the other guy in which case whoopsies sorry about that my bad i hope you like the fish though youre getting whale sharks and other sharks and marlin and tuna and salmon and herring and tetra and betta and goldfish and koi fish and fish lost to time itself youre getting the fish.

just uh. you didn't specify. HOW. much blood. so...

blood thin enough to run like water.

blood that seeps into cracks and stares back at you, fearful.

blood that dreams at night.

do you buy it?

Yeah!

It sounds like you need something in particular though.

...What do you want, though? I take those, of course. I take those quite readily.

But what do YOU want. What are you looking for. What currency or object do you seek in exchange?

Zampurb is a game! It is a game with quite the trends.

You can play it with your friends.

You can play it to your ends.

You can play it till time rends.

You can play it as space bends.

Singleplayer! Multiplayer! In any way it is absolutely guaranteed life changing! There's house building, strategy, labyrinths (optional), and more!!!!!!!!!