Inside The Mind Of Ashley!

That house is not fit to live in. No one's been able to live in it. It doesn't want people.

Hey y'all! Long time no see! I had some pretty crazy life stuff go down recently but I'm back and ready to review more horror.

Thankskilling is a BLAST to watch when high, especially if you have an equally high boyfriend watching it with you. Me and my bf got an especially big laugh out of the fact Darren (I think that was his nam at least, the dude with glasses) looked like a peanut. I very much enjoyed finding stock photos of peanuts and imagining his lines coming from the peanut.

Other honorable mentions are when Billy discovers the turkey dragging the shrriff's body out of the kitchen, Billy exclaims "if that's the sherriff..." and I couldn't help but ask then who's driving the bus?

And someone telling Darren (Again, I think that is his name) to "do his magic", I asked my bf imagine if he pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

Like Ralph is a LI and I’m like “okay mister dark hair, green eyes and ruggedness” but he’s always like “Beth is so smart!” like we didn’t get an adorable cut scene that shows Lars and Beth are dating 🙄

Another attempt at Ralph.