i like to dance.

Good, because I can’t get you out of all your problems. [He smiles fondly as he pulls his brother closer to him for a moment, kissing his temple] You’re my little brother, Zac. Nolan can act that way if I decide to wake up naked. It’s how this familial hierarchy works.

That sounds like made up bullshit. [Zac uses a mocking voice.] Familial hierarchy. [ends mocking tone.] I don't think I have a ton of problems, actually. I think I do a pretty good job as existing and living, don't you? 

[He scoffs, shaking his head as he fixes his shirt absently] You shouldn’t let him anywhere near your hair. Yes, it’ll be molded to perfection, but don’t expect people to be able to run their fingers through it. [Kurt pulls a disgusted face, scrunching up his nose as he listens to his brother’s next statement] I do not need to know about anybody’s intentions to hit you; at least, not in this context.

I think you're too judgemental. [giving him a look as he rolled his eyes at how 'Kurt' Kurt was being.] You're ridiculous. I thought this is what college was about? Finding yourself and being sexually explorative and all that jazz. That was not a reference to Chicago, please don't break out in song. 

We’re not children anymore, Zac. Besides, you’d probably smack my hand away if I even tried to fix your hair. [He smiles fondly as he wraps an arm around Zac’s shoulders as they walk] You haven’t missed much other than that, though anybody else would be telling you to get out and live a little.

we go out, like, every night making out and picking fights and even though i know it’s bad you’re a good problem to have

It’s not necessary to remind me of anything. Considering our arrangement, for all intents and purposes, you could be his next conquest if that’s what you both happen to choose. [He offers a smile at the indication of the other’s hunger, nodding as he ruffles his brother’s hair] I’m feeling peckish myself. Let’s get something.

I think Blaine and I would be in a beautiful relationship. He'd make my hair and cook me breakfast, I could be into that. [nudging Kurt to indicate his humor.] So how's everything? I've been so busy with volunteering and school, I feel like I missed everything going on. 

I resent the heftier portion of that statement. Were you not informed of our decision to go our separate ways for the time being? There isn’t anyone laying in wait for me at this moment.

I might've been. I liked Blaine. Just reminding you of a past mistake. [his stomach grumbles] i'm hungry, you want something to eat?

Yes… like that.

I mean, I’ve seen your bare chest plenty more times than you’ve seen mine.

By removing my shirt? He’ll think you’ve gone insane.

I guess that's true, yeah.