you have to have a high IQ to understand Sploon

if you could go to anywhere for 3 days where would u go? On earth i mean. And a real place.

The mushroom kingdom to see toad and princess peach

And yoshi

that’s not what i said

I will see yoshi

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they’re all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that’s so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it’s where everywhere on tv is.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

do you think i know what ohio is

This took a dark spin and I wasn’t ready

I was at first going to say “I thought every  one knew this” and then I remembered “Duh Not everyone is as old as me… “  T_T  god I’m old.

CAN WE FUCKIN DITCH ASH AND MAKE THESE 3 LOSERS THE MAIN PROTAGONISTS

I can’t believe Mew fucking murdered Jessie’s mom

Please, just give me a spinoff series about Team Rocket.

are we just gonna ignore that jesse used to eat snow

this fucks me up every time I listen to it

don’t let the people who have hurt you ruin the things you enjoy. you used to watch that show with your ex? if you love it, keep watching it. your former friend introduced you to your favorite band? don’t stop listening to their music. it might hurt at first, but eventually it’ll stop feeling like it’s their thing and start feeling like your thing again.

not to be like “oh my psychology teacher said blah blah” but in my psychology class, we are learning about classical conditioning and pavlov’s dogs. and you can, of course, become conditioned to associate a stimulus (your favorite band/show) with another stimulus (your former friend/ex). but the thing is, when you keep interacting with the former stimulus without the latter, then a process called “extinction” happens, where you stop associating the stimuli when it keeps occurring without the other. so, this process of reclamation actually has a scientific basis!

SEIZE THE MEANS OF DOPAMINE PRODUCTION!

My man said "boomer" with the hard "R".

Sup, my Booma

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