oh hi

to be honest im really sick of the fact that fat people are supposed to suck it up when other peoples worst fear is looking like them

doctors be like "we have no idea what causes this extremely mysterious illness" and the illness is something that affects 1 in 8 women

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

life could be so much easier if i could oscillate between a pussy and a dick at will but im sure many people feel this way

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

“Larper” being used like “poser” is so annoying bc actual LARPers are cool as hell. Get me some armour and a fake sword too